耶穌會在水上行走，但查克諾里斯會游泳(Jesus can walk on water, but Ch——歐美最佳查克諾里斯事實

耶穌會在水上行走，但查克諾里斯會游泳(Jesus can walk on water, but Ch——歐美最佳查克諾里斯事實在《歐美最佳查克諾里斯事實》中排名第1名。我們精選了部分網友觀...

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這是一個很好的人!我聽說很多查克·諾理斯笑話,但這是最好的!這應該是名單上的第一個肯定的!這是一個相關的笑話:耶穌可以在水上行走銆 ? Humans are made of 70 property ter 銆 ? So therefore if I stand on the I am 飁 SUS 70!

This is a good one! I've heard a lot of chuck norris jokes but this is one of the best! This should be number one on the list for sure! Heres a related joke: Jesus can walk on water. Humans are made of 70% water. So therefore if I stand on someone I am 70% Jesus!

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這是d最好開玩笑“查克·諾理斯”我聽到過我的生活。我笑了一整晚,禁不住大笑。嘿嘿!查克是偉大的。游泳。它應該是1號。我從來沒有聽到這樣的。前十的

This is d best joke about 'CHUCK NORRIS ' I have ever heard in my life. I laughed whole night, couldn't stop laughing. Hahaa! Chuck is great. Swimming on land. It should be number 1. I have never heard like this. Top tens in great

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神圣的耶穌我不能停止笑了我肯定會說,這導致我是一個老板,老板人說老板的笑話,這是我真正想要的-哦我的上帝發誓,真的讓我們說它有趣……

Holy jesus I can't stop laughing I would definitely say this cause I'm a boss and boss people say boss jokes and this is so -oh my god I really want to swear- lets just say its REALLY funny...

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查克·諾理斯是最強大的人物的現實/創造他曾與他的睪丸在背后每件事。在宇宙中唯一的人甚至可以傷害他Gaben,摩根·弗里曼,和保羅Blaurt Jar Jar架子

Chuck Norris is the most powerful character in all of reality/creation he once fought every thing with his testicles behind his back. The only people in the universe who can even harm him are Gaben,Morgan Freeman,and Paul Blaurt, and Jar Jar Binks

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就好了。人想出了這一定是一個天才。我很驚訝這不是第一,因為更好的通常是第一,沒有第二。

Just great. The guy who came up with this must be a genius. I'm surprised this is not number one, because the better is usually number one, not number two.

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到目前為止最好的沒有人能這樣做但查克·諾理斯……我還是笑的男人。查克·諾理斯是最好的,比佐漢

by far the best nobody can do this but Chuck Norris... I'm still laughing man. Chuck Norris is the best, better than the Zohan

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當我第一次聽到這個我幾乎尿,這是迄今為止最好的一個卡盤的事實。這永遠在前十

When I heard it for the first time I almost piss myself, this has to be by far the best one of chuck facts. This has to be in the top ten forever

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大聲笑的這是我最喜歡的一個。雖然我很難過,他們沒有查克noris最快的。讓我再次聽到這個。

Laugh out loud this is my favorite one of the ones here. Although I'm sad that they don't have Chuck noriss being the fastest. Brings me back hearing this again.

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顯然最好的!不知道為什么這只是第三最好查克·諾理斯甚至笑話,因為這不是一個笑話或一個事實!這是一種生活方式!——alexdieker

Clearly the best! Don't know why this is only the 3rd best Chuck Norris Joke because this isn't even a joke or a fact! This is a way of life! - alexdieker

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哦我的上帝,這是迄今為止最有趣的…禁不住大笑!達;

oh my god, this is by far the funniest of them all... couldn't stop laughing! show more comments darr;