更多的隱私(More privacy)——歐美為什么在家里使用浴室比在學校里使用要好的前10個原因
更多的隱私歐美為什么在家里使用浴室比在學校里使用要好的前個原因在歐美為什么在家里使用浴室比在學校里使用要好的前個原因中排名第1名。
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彼得:我不能在陌生的糞便placesQuagmire:奇怪的placesPeter:我只能糞便homeIt好像我看到奇怪的facesQuagmire:奇怪facesPeter這就是為什么我從不roamPatron:對不起,我只是想抓住其中一個newspapersQuagmire:僅僅抓住一個,走吧!顧客:我要找一份工作,好嗎? !彼得:我獨自離開Stewie strangersQuagmire:陌生人. .彼得:滿足我的糞便需要. .在一起:我已經把我的整個家庭dangerTo屎在我肛門bleedsHome碗,bowlYou知道我needHome碗,家bowlPoop在我肛門出血
Peter: I can't poop in strange placesQuagmire: Strange placesPeter: I can only poop in my homeIt's as though I'm watched by strange facesQuagmire: Strange facesPeter It's why I never roamPatron: Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapersQuagmire: Just grab one and go!Patron: I'm looking for a job, okay?!Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangersQuagmire: Strangers...Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...Together: I've put my whole family in dangerTo poop before my anus bleedsHome bowl, home bowlYou know just what I needHome bowl, home bowlPoop before my anus bleeds
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這是鼓舞人心的,BigFatNoob置評
This comment is inspirational - BigFatNoob
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是的,因為瘋狂的孩子叫湯米,叫我搖擺不定的火車司機,這么快。休會后,當我走進洗手間,湯米看見我和他在房間,幾乎讓我!這是他太遠了。這是在五年級在Folsom小學的繁榮。——Connor4808
Yeah because that crazy kid named Tommy, the one that called me a swing hogger and is so fast. After recess, When I just went into the restroom, Tommy saw me and he went under the room and almost got me! That was him too far. It was back in 5th Grade at Folsom Elementary in Prosper. - Connor4808
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我是一個女孩,有一次,我在學校去了洗手間,打開一個攤位前,看到一個男孩在那里。他的一切,我可以看到他的私處,我只是認為這是愚蠢的他去女生廁所,顯示他的私人區域。從現在起,我從未使用的洗手間在我學校了因為這個。我甚至不需要擔心在家里了。
I'm a girl and one time, I went to the washroom at school and opened one of the stalls and saw a boy in there. He had everything down and I could see his private parts. I just think that that was stupid for him to go in the girls washroom and show his private area. From now on, I never use the washrooms at my school anymore because of this. I don't even have to worry about it at home.
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女孩和男孩在我的學校使用鏡子,但就是這樣。我很抱歉,你知道。- 0 w0uwu
Girls at my school use the boys mirror but that's it. I'm so sorry that you saw that. - 0w0uwu
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這可能是尷尬的我每當我在廁所,我尿或糞便是大聲。我要有一個放松的業務時間當一些孩子進來當我開始和suddenley:那是什么聲音?很大聲。我變得如此尷尬和煩惱!
(This may be embarrassing to me) Whenever I'm on the toilet, my pee or poo is loud. I'm about to have a relaxing business time when some kids come in just when I've started and suddenley: "What's that sound? It's pretty loud." I GET SO EMBARRASSED AND ANNOYED!
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每次在學校當我使用浴室幾乎總是有一個小孩坐在并通過裂紋盯著你當你撒尿或垃圾。喜歡停下來,很奇怪!
Every time at school when I use the bathroom (rarely) there's always that one kid who sits and stares at you through the crack while you're either peeing or taking a crap. Like stop, it's weird..!
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我已經記不清多少次我正要讓2號,但必須持有它回來,因為有些白癡決定進入浴室,一百一十分鐘的談話。
I've lost count of the number of times I was about to let a number two out, but had to hold it back because some idiots decided to enter the bathroom and have a ten minute conversation.
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人,我們的廁所沒有鎖。它是如此可怕的。你不能鎖上門當你在廁所。因此,我只是掛我的身份證上面給別人,我在車里。——Animefan12
Man, our toilet has no lock. It's so horrible. You can't lock the door when you're in the toilet. So, I just hang my Identity Card above the door to show others that I'm inside. - Animefan12
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有一次我在浴室隔間穿衣健身房,因為門沒有工作,有一個,不同于攤位醬。我敢打賭,你知道這是快樂的說我,但我做了之后,有人走了進來。——Skullkid755
One time I was getting dressed in a bathroom stall for gym because while the door didn't work, it had one, unlike the stalls meant for dressing. I bet you know where this is going.I said I was in there, but right after I did, somebody walked in anyway. - Skullkid755
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