泰坦尼克號的傳說(The Legend of the Titanic)——歐美有史以來最差的動畫片

泰坦尼克號的傳說(The Legend of the Titanic)——歐美有史以來最差的動畫片在《歐美有史以來最差的動畫片》中排名第32名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

泰坦尼克號的傳說歐美有史以來最差的動畫片在歐美有史以來最差的動畫片中排名第32名。

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我們精選了部分網友觀點：

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這里到底發生了什么事？我剛才看了什么扭曲的畫面？在我勉強看完整部電影之后，它提出了很多問題。主要是：為什么這個東西會存在？這確實是最令人困惑的嘗試之一，如果不是最可悲的嘗試，用會說話的動物，糟糕的動畫，糟糕的角色，甚至更糟糕的對話來制作一部“兒童電影”。難怪沒有人知道這部電影。可能是因為每個人都盡他們所能忘記它，抹去它的存在在互聯網上

What the hell happened here? What kind of twisted imagery did I just watch? It raised many questions after I barely got past the whole film. Mainly: Why did this thing even exist? This is truly one of the most confusing if not the most pathetic attempt to make a "children's movie" with talking animals, bad animation, badly done characters and even worse dialogue. It's no wonder nobody knew anything about this film. Probably because everyone did whatever they could to forget about it and wipe it's existence off the face of the internet.

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這部電影真讓我惡心。它令人惡心的侮辱。它實際上有點難看，因為它太可怕了！把泰坦尼克號的故事變成拯救鯨魚的計謀真是令人費解。泰坦尼克號的真實故事與鯨魚毫無關系，那你為什么要這樣聯系？這是對歷史、環境電影、兒童智力的侮辱，也是對船上遇難者的直接侮辱

This movie just makes me sick. It is disgustingly insulting. It's actually kinda hard to watch because it's so horrendous! Turning the story of the titanic into a ploy to save the whales is so baffling. The real story of the titanic had nothing to do with whales so why did you make that connection? It's insulting to history, environmental films, children's intelligence, and it's straight up insulting to the people who died on the ship.

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這部電影簡直是侮辱。侮辱歷史，侮辱泰坦尼克號上死去的人，侮辱泰坦尼克號幸存者，用眼罩侮辱人，侮辱狗，用手套戀物侮辱人，侮辱船只，侮辱我，侮辱你，侮辱老鼠，侮辱鯨魚

This movie is just insulting. Insulting to history, insulting to the people who died on the Titanic, insulting to the people who SURVIVED the Titanic, insulting to people with eyepatches, insulting to dogs, insulting to people with glove fetishes, insulting to boats, insulting to me, insulting to you, insulting to mice, and insulting to whales.

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對留著胡子的人進行侮辱。-萬斯達普普勒蓋伊

And insulting to people with mustaches. - Vancedapurpleguy

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怎樣？！怎么做的？！更重要的是，他們是如何讓這些人為這部電影中的所有角色配音的？我知道這些人都不是大明星，但我真的很驚訝，沒有人看了這個說“我到底在做什么，我應該趁我還有機會離開這里！”

HOW?! How this this get made?! And more importantly, how did they even manage to get all these people to voice all the characters in this film? I know these people aren't big stars but I'm seriously surprised that no one looked at this and said "what the hell am I even doing I should get outta here while I still have the chance! "

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這些意大利人在為這兩部電影寫劇本的時候在想什么？！他們是否認為泰坦尼克號的真實故事對孩子們來說太可怕和無聊了，所以他們把它調低了，加入了一些隨機的動物？如果這些都是真的，那我真的要為此自殺了

What were these Italians thinking when they were writing the screenplays for these two movies?! Did they think the real story of the titanic would be too scary and boring for kids to handle so they toned it down and added in some random animals? If ANY of these are true then I'm really going to kill myself for it.

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唐璜應該是安達盧西亞的王子？對你們這些不知道的人來說，安達盧西亞是西班牙最大的地區之一。好吧，這是一個奇怪的選擇。為什么要用一個富有的西班牙王子來取代一個貧窮的日常藝術家杰克·道森？不僅僅是因為他有多富有，還因為安達盧西亞不是，也從來不是一個王國，所以他怎么可能從那里成為王子呢？

Don juan is supposed to be prince of andalucia? For those of you who don't know, andalucia is one of the largest regions in Spain. well, that's an odd choice. why replace jack dawson, a poor everyday artist with a wealthy Spanish prince? Not just because of how wealthy he is, but because andalucia is not and has never been a kingdom so how can he be a prince from there?

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這是我一生中看過的最糟糕的電影！這沒什么好的，它對成百上千的失去生命的人來說是極其冒犯的。他們說他們從未死過。然后他們又做了一個更糟糕的續集！我可以繼續，但我不能，我覺得這部電影不干凈

This is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life! Nothing is good about this, it is extremely offensive to the hundreds of people who lost their lives. They say they never died. And then they made an even crappier sequel! I could go on and on, but I can't, I feel unclean from this movie.

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為什么章魚有一張小狗的臉？為什么他聽起來像個可愛的小男孩？即使是這么大的東西聽起來也不可愛。它甚至畫得不好。只是一個可怕的設計。我是說你有小狗的鼻子，聲音，和這些巨大的淺褐色手臂。這就像奧克托皮的阿諾德·施瓦辛格

Why the hell does the octopus have a puppy dog face? And why does he sound like a cute little boy? Even something that big would not sound cute. it's not even drawn well. it's just a hideous design. I mean you got the puppy dog nose, the voice, and these giant buff arms. this is like the arnold schwarzenegger of octopi.

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這是歷史的強暴。這部電影在泰坦尼克號遇難者的水坑里撒尿。它真的是最糟糕的人之一。這是我一生中看過的最糟糕的電影之一。這部電影讓我想嘔吐。太殘忍了，真的，真的。它讓我非常惱火

This is the sheer raping of history. this film just pisses all over the watery graves of the victims of the titanic. it really is one of the worst people. one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. this movie made wanna vomit. it's... it's atrocious, it really, really is. it just pisses me off so much.