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我有一個非常懶惰的老師,有一次她花了一整天的時間發一張工作表。不是說我們在她班上做任何工作。她太懶了,當有一半的學生在外面跑的時候,她甚至都不舉手。她最好的說法是,不管怎樣,我明天就能拿到薪水。這都是真的
I have a teacher who is sooo lazy, she once spent an entire day handing out ONE worksheet. Not that we do any work in her class. She is so lazy, she doesnt even lift s finger when half the class runs outside. Her best saying is,whatever. Im gettin my paycheck tomorrow.(this is all true)
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老師:分發10本歷史小冊子學生1:你能告訴我們怎么做嗎?老師:想辦法。坐下來玩他的電話學生1:舉起手來老師:無知的學生1:隨便。把小冊子扔進垃圾桶,然后離開學生2:呃……老師!老師:無知的學生2:他把小冊子扔進垃圾桶就走了?老師:無知的學生2:我需要幫助!老師:無知學生2:向老師扔鉛筆老師:生氣地抬頭看誰做的?學生2:至少這讓你不再忽視我了。老師:拘留,現在!學生2:天哪,冷靜!我只是在尋求幫助。再說,為什么我是那個有麻煩的人?他把小冊子扔了出去就走了!老師:用他的手機-3DG20
Teacher: *Hands out 10 history booklets*Student #1: Can you at least show us what to do?Teacher: Figure it out. *Sits down and plays with his phone*Student #1: *Raises hand*Teacher: *Ignores*Student #1: Whatever. *Throws booklets in the trash and leaves*Student #2: Uh... Teacher!Teacher: *Ignores*Student #2: He just threw his booklet in the trash and left.Teacher: *Ignores*Student #2: You dont care?Teacher: *Ignores*Student #2: I need help!Teacher: *Ignores*Student #2: *Throws a pencil at the teacher*Teacher: *Looks up angrily* Who did that?Student #2: At least it got you to stop ignoring me...Teacher: Detention, NOW!Student #2: Jeez, calm down! I was just asking for help. Besides, why am I the one in trouble? He threw his booklet out and left!Teacher: *Goes back on his phone* - 3DG20
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