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如何拍一部邁克爾·貝的電影1.加上一個非常火辣的女演員作為填充物。2.使用產品放置3.最重要的是,添加大量的爆炸。-蟹肉先生
How to Make a Michael Bay movie1. Add a really hot actress who is a filler.2. Use product placement3. Most importantly, add a lot of explosions. - MrCrabmeat
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制作海灣電影的13種方法。1.確保你讓人們去看你的爛電影。2.必須有很多動作和爆炸力3.像孩子一樣移動攝像機。4.有種族歧視的刻板印象。5.沒有個性的辣妹。6.瞄準最低公分母。7.毀了變形金剛和忍者神龜。8.添加產品植入。9。糟糕的喜劇。10。太多的美國愛國主義。11。可怕地再現經典恐怖電影。12。有如此可怕的節奏。13。投一些最差的演員
13 ways to make a bay movie.1. make sure you make people go watch your bad movies.2. Have to much action and explosions3. move the camera like a child.4. Have racist stereotypes.5. Hot woman with no personality.6. aim for the lowest common denominator.7. Ruin Transformers and Teenage mutant ninja turtles.8. Add product placement.9. Terrible comedy.10. Too much american patriotism.11. Recreate classic horror films abysmally.12. Have such terrible pacing.13. Cast some of the worst actors ever.
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更不用說他有瘋狂、愚蠢、過分熱心、防御性、不誠實、容易上當受騙的粉絲,他們拒絕接受足夠的爆炸和邁克爾·貝的其他東西!他們討厭故事,他們認為評論家是阿道夫·希特勒!我相信他們這樣很開心,當然他們想逃避一切,我是說一切,因為畢竟,這是美國,自由的土地,邁克爾·貝和他的電影可能代表的。我自己也是一個美國人,至少我沒有他和他的影迷那么瘋狂,但我不是邁克爾·貝的超級粉絲完全。
Not to mention that he has fans who are crazy, stupid, overzealous, defensive, dishonest, plain gullible, or all of the above. They refuse to get enough of explosions and what else Michael Bay has in store! They hated stories and they think of critics as Adolf Hitler! I believe they're happy that way and of course they wanted to escape from everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, because after all, this is America; the land of freedom, which what Michael Bay and his movies might represent. I am an American myself, and at least I'm not as crazy as him and his fans, but it's just that I'm not a huge Michael Bay fan at all.
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邁克爾·貝手淫爆炸和胸部,就像一個毒販經常發作一樣。他不知道是什么讓電影對我們的熱身如此特殊;他所從事的項目完全不屬于他的范疇,他就是不能有效地指導他的演員。就好像他把注意力放在演員的效果和動作上。貝先生,別再拍電影了。我們已經受夠了你的變形金剛廢話了
Michael Bay masturbates explosions and boobs like a drug dealer has crack on a frequent basis.He has no idea what makes cinema so special to our heats; he takes on projects that are totally out of his league, and he just can't direct his actors in an effective way. It's like he's focusing on the effects and the action over the actors.Mr. Bay, stop making movies please. We've had enough of your Transformers crap already.
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他是夏季大片衰落的象征。至少盧卡斯曾經是好萊塢的一個天才。導演拍攝的電影對我們的文化具有開拓性,注意力持續時間不斷減少。他促成了斯皮爾伯格曾經建立的夏季大片的衰落。謝天謝地,諾蘭和JJ艾布拉姆斯是想讓他們重新振作起來。等等,他是夏季大片衰落的原因
He is a symbol of the decline of the summer blockbuster. At least Lucas was once a talented person in Hollywood. The director makes films that are exploitive to our culture having a decreasing attention span. He is contributing to the decline of the Summer blockbuster which Spielberg once set up. Thank goodness Nolan and JJ Abrams is trying to make them good again. Wait a second, he is the cause of the decline of summer blockbuster.
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《變形金剛4》很糟糕。即將上映的青少年變種忍者龜電影看起來更糟。我對導演了解不多,但我知道邁克爾·貝是一部糟糕的電影。我從來沒有看過像最近的變形金剛電影那樣火爆的爛攤子。他正在拍的第五部?我不花錢看那部電影,也不想讓他創作其他電影
Transformers 4 was bad. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie coming out looks even worse. I don't know much about directors, but I know Michael Bay is a horrible one. I've never seen such a hot mess as the most recent Transformers movie. The fifth one that he's making? I'm not paying to see that. Nor any other movie that this guy will ever create.
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邁克爾·貝是電影制作的一大恥辱。他的電影沒有一部是好的。甚至變形金剛的電影也不好。他似乎只專注于動作,而不關注其他事情,就好像他只在乎動作似的。他應該從好萊塢的臉上被鞭打,永遠停止拍電影。三個字:最差……導演……有史以來
Michael Bay is a huge disgrace to film making. None of his movies were good. Not even the Transformers movies were good either. He seems to only focus on action and nothing else, like as if Action is the only thing he even cares about. He should be whiped off from the face of Hollywood and stop making movies for good. Three Words: Worst...Director...Ever...
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她說他是希特勒是對的?好吧,你可能需要再考慮一下,因為福克斯現在又和貝合作拍攝《忍者神龜》。我知道她是我最喜歡的女演員之一,但她和一個錯誤的導演合作,這讓她失去了《變形金剛3》的工作。小心你的愿望,梅根
She's right about him as Hitler? Well, you might wanna think again because Fox is now teaming up with Bay again for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I know she's one of my favorite actresses, but she's working with the wrong director that cost her job for Transformers 3. Careful what you wish for, Megan.
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好消息:下一部《變形金剛》是邁克爾·貝的最后一部,所以如果續集繼續,至少不會是他。讓我們希望新導演能改進這個系列。甚至可能會有一個重新啟動系列或者其他什么的,因為在貝的指揮下,這個系列的進展非常緩慢。—博爾特馬克曼
GOOD NEWS: The next Transformers is Michael Bay's last, so if the franchise still continues, at least it won't be him. Let's hope the new director will improve the series. There may even be a reboot series or something, because of how low progress this series has went through under Bay's command. - BoltMarksman
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先是他讓梅根·福克斯丟掉了在第三部變形金剛電影中的工作,然后他又創作了兩部蹩腳的恐怖電影翻拍片,現在他說青少年變異忍者龜是外星人。這個白癡到底怎么了?希特勒灣說得對,福克斯說得對!
First he cost Megan Fox her job in the third Transformers movie, then he created both lame horror movie remakes and now he said that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are aliens. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? Fox was right about Bay, he really is Hitler!
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