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我覺得這部電影的創作者看到了復仇者的預告片,就像是“嘿,我們可以炸得比這更糟”,所以他們制作了這部電影,并說“哈,頂上那個復仇者!”然后電影上映了,表現很差,然后復仇者出來了,你知道什么?《復仇者》徹底摧毀了《復仇者》的票房
I feel like the creators of this movie saw the previews for The Avengers and were like "hey we can blow more crap up than that" so they made this movie and said "ha, top that avengers! " Then the movie came out and did poorly, then The Avengers came out and what do you know? The Avengers completely obliterated battleship at the box office
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伙計們,搖滾時代還沒那么糟。戰艦不過是一個夸張的動作,試圖和復仇者競爭,只是他們忘了增加魅力和可愛的角色
Come on guys, Rock of Ages wasn't that bad.Battleship was little more than a bloated overblown action trying to compete with The Avengers, only they forgot to add charm and likable characters.
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小雞機器人告訴我們這會發生,但我們聽了嗎?不。
Robot Chicken told us this would happen, but did we listen? Nope.
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這是一部電影?一部關于棋盤游戲的電影?!就這樣,我完了。砰!
THIS IS A MOVIE? A MOVIE ABOUT A BOARD GAME?! That's it I'm done. BANG!
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下一步是什么?一部關于國際象棋的電影?
What's next? A movie about chess?
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