麻木的卡盤(Numb Chucks)——歐美最糟糕的迪斯尼XD節目

麻木的卡盤(Numb Chucks)——歐美最糟糕的迪斯尼XD節目在《歐美最糟糕的迪斯尼XD節目》中排名第31名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

麻木的卡盤歐美最糟糕的迪斯尼節目在歐美最糟糕的迪斯尼節目中排名第31名。

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天哪，我從哪里開始？只有粗魯的幽默。打嗝的笑話，屁股的笑話，放屁的笑話。我是說，一兩個也可以，但當你有更多的時候，你的手上有一個真正的問題。這兩個主角真是太蠢了。看著他們會讓你沮喪得想把頭發扯下來。這個節目還教會了那些可能無法區分電視屏幕上發生的事情和現實的孩子，不尊重長輩是可以的，破壞別人的生活也是可以的即使你對安全毫不在意，也可以做危險的事情

Oh man, where do I start?Nothing but rude humour. Burp jokes, butt jokes, and fart jokes all round. I mean, one or two are okay, but when you have more than that, you've got a real problem on your hands.The two main characters are just so stupid. Watching them will make you want to tear your hair out in frustration.This show also teaches kids (who might not be able to differentiate what's happening on the T.V. screen from reality) that it's ok to disrespect your elders, that it's ok to wreck others' property, and that it's ok to do dangerous things even if you have zero regard for safety.

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《麻木查克》是迄今為止，我看過的最糟糕的迪斯尼節目。它不僅是對海綿寶寶的模仿，它描繪了現代和惱人的海綿寶寶，但不知何故，更白癡和惱人。該節目基本上是說，作為一個對公共財產造成巨大損害的弱智白癡，闖入某人的房子，相信一切在電視里，是真的是可以的，但事實并非如此。首先，查克一家并不是弱智。我只是說，因為他們表現得好像他們是，但他們不是。他們只是愚蠢，在電視上受了太多的影響。節目說這很好。這是對孩子們說，摧毀不屬于你的東西是可以的，傷害別人是可以的，違反多重法律之類的也可以，這不應該是給孩子們的教訓，一開始就不好笑

Numb Chucks is by far, the worst Disney show I've ever seen. Not only it is a ripoff to SpongeBob, it portrays the modern and annoying SpongeBob but somehow, more idiotic and annoying. The show is basically saying that being a retarded idiot that does massive damage to public property, breaks into someone's house and that believing everything in T.V. is real is OK, when it's not. For one, the Chucks are not retarded. I only said that because they act as if they are but they are not. They are only stupid and had been influenced too much on T.V..And the show is saying that this is fine. It's saying to children that it's OK to destroys things that aren't yours, it's OK to hurt people and it's OK to break multiple laws and such.This should not be the lesson taught to children. It's not even funny to begin with.

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我贊揚任何一個看了這部片子卻不為老迪斯尼節目哭泣的人，比如亞倫·斯通、Kick Buttowski、American Dragon、Suite Life等等。首先，這兩個主角是海綿寶寶和帕特里克的翻版，Byford是Squidward的克隆版。所以是的，就像DXD上所有的加拿大卡通片一樣，這部片子也有其他節目的克隆版一個模仿角色，像查克·莫里斯，是對查克·諾里斯的模仿。就像另一個可怕的加拿大卡通片《我的鬼魂》里的比利在模仿綠日的一個歌手。一開始我看廣告的時候，我以為不會那么糟糕，但我大錯特錯了。有一集，兩個主要角色惹惱了他們的鄰居龐格勃克隆人就在那里，他抓狂了另一個海綿寶寶的克隆人，所以他在罐子里放屁！說是查克·莫里斯的，他讓他們把一切都給他，他會給他們另一個烏賊克隆人！他們甚至都沒試過！所以粉絲們當然接受了。然后……更多

I give kudos to anyone who watches this without crying for older Disney shows like Aaron Stone, Kick Buttowski, American Dragon, Suite Life etc.First of all, the two main characters are a rip-off of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Byford is a clone of Squidward. So yeah, like all the Canadian cartoons on DXD, this one has clones of other shows and a parody character, like Chuck Morris a parody of Chuck Norris. Just like in another horrible Canadian cartoon Dude that's my ghost Billy is parodying a singer from Green Day. At first when I watched the commerical I thought it would not be so bad, I was horribly mistaken.In one episode, the two main characters annoy Byfoord (their neighbor)(SpongeBob clone right there) and he gets mad (Another clone of SpongeBob) so he farts in a jar (Yuck! ) and says it's Chuck Morris's, and he asks them to give him everything and he will give them that (Another Squidward clone! They didn't even try! ) so of course the fanboys take it. And then ... more

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查克·諾里斯會踢他們屁股的。-米拉伊尼基尤諾加賽

Chuck Norris would kick their asses. - MiraiNikkiYunoGasai

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這個節目非常適合Menter來回顧，因為這個節目從頭到尾都很糟糕。我希望他能回顧一下，但是太可惜了，維亞康姆的某個屁把他在YouTube上的頻道刪除了

This show is perfect for MrEnter to review because this show abysmal from start to finish. I hope he reviews it but too bad that some fart in Viacom removed his channel in YouTube.

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太蠢了，而且到處都是酒鬼。我是說誰會喜歡這個節目？

It's stupid and full of boogers. I mean who would like this show?

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連整集都看不到。太不切實際又骯臟

Can't even watch a whole episode. So unrealistic and dirty

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我希望查克·諾里斯能踢出這部好戲

I hope Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick this altrocious animation.

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以前是在飛鏢上

It used to be on Boomerang dude