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朵拉又瞎又聾。當她看到星山時,她說:“誰能告訴我星山在哪里嗎?”她知道它在那邊。“在那邊,你這個沒腦子的笨蛋,”我說,“在哪兒?”她說,“喂,你這條濕狗!”我說,“我可能要失去我的彈珠了。布茨,放棄這次任務,”這就像是一場對常規節目的剽竊,但沒有暴力、浪漫和傷人的話語。如果她去約會呢?她的褲子沒有塞好,所以我們可以看到她的裂縫和半個屁股。“嘿,朵拉。你看起來很可怕,而且你的屁股被塞住了,”我說。她和迭戈約會,吻了一下本尼,叫她大紅雞肥。朋友們會打她,吃她
Dora is blind and deaf. When she sees star mountain, she says, "Can anyone tell me where is star mountain? " and she knows it's over there. "It's over there, you mindless dudyhead, " I say. " Where? " she says. "There, you wet dog! " I say. "I might be losing my marbles. Boots, quit this mission, " It's like a ripoff of regular show but with no violence, romance, and hurtful words. What if she goes on a date? Her pants aren't tucked in so, we can see her crack and half of her buttcheeks. "Hey, Dora. You look horrible and tuck in your butt, " I say. She went on a date with Diego and butt kissed Benny and called big red chicken fat. The friends will beat her up and eat her.
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你知道嗎,這個節目是給孩子們看的。朵拉問正在看節目的小孩子們山或森林在哪里。他們回答朵拉,然后她說“在那里”之類的話。你不能因為這個原因討厭這個節目。-勝利小子
You know what... This show is for kids. Dora asks little children who are watching the show that where is the mountain or forest. And they answer Dora then she says "there it is" or something like that. You can't hate this show for this reason. - Victoryboy
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約會真的發生了嗎?-獨角狼人
Did the date part really happen? - UnicornWerewolf
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現在你看YouTube上的動畫,和Craig先生的動畫比起來更糟糕!不僅如此,角色都是愚蠢的白癡!多拉又瞎又聾,即使她會說西班牙語,也找不到山的位置。她需要一件更大的襯衫,這樣她的肚子就不會突出,而且很專橫,而且總是大叫。布茨是猴子的搭檔,對靴子很著迷,很愛發牢騷。她所有的動物朋友都很蠢,那些小昆蟲和行進樂隊需要停止跟著朵拉,祝賀她,因為她在她身后發現了一座山,如果沒有觀眾告訴她那座山在哪里,她真的做不到!刷卡是個白癡,說“刷卡不要刷卡”很容易被阻止,在現實生活中,這是永遠不會奏效的。在一個圣誕插曲中,一個年紀更大、更吝嗇的刷卡者從中吸取了教訓,而“刷卡不刷卡”就不起作用了……更多
The Animation of this show is worse than Mr. Pickles, Problem Solverz, Modern SpongeBob, Sanjay and Craig, Total Drama, and those YouTube Cartoons you see nowadays COMBINED! And not only that, but the characters are MINDLESS IDIOTS!Dora is Blind and Deaf, and even though she can speak Spanish, CANNOT FIND WHERE A MOUNTAIN IS. She needs a bigger shirt so her belly doesn't stick out, and is very bossy, and yells all the time.Boots is the monkey partner obsessed with boots, and is very whiny. All her animal friends are also stupid, those little insects and the marching band need to stop following Dora, congratulating her because she found a mountain right behind her, which she really couldn'tve done without the VIEWER TELLING HER WHERE IT IS!Swiper is an idiot, who can easily be stopped by saying "Swiper no Swiping" which will never work in real life. In one Christmas episode, an older, meaner Swiper had learned from that, and the "Swiper no Swiping" doesn't work ... more
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這個節目快讓人煩了,取消吧!另外,如果斯威珀通過掐死和擠壓朵拉和布茨的脖子殺死了朵拉和布茨,最后他們都暈過去了。他搶走并損壞了朵拉的物品,扔在街上,這樣汽車就能碾過它。然后他可以把朵拉和布茨放進垃圾袋里,用棒球棍打它,然后把它扔到空中他們可以撞到地上。所以斯威伯只有兩個虐待兒童的受害者,所以他可以在半夜里從精神上和精神上殺人。下面是斯威伯如何殺死朵拉和布茨的。首先讓他用鐵柵欄圍起來,這樣他就可以把朵拉和靴子鎖在一個該死的籠子里,而他想出了殺死他們的主意1。首先他抓住了朵拉的頭發2。接著他把她推到地板上。然后他讓她睡著了,他抓起一把槍朝她頭上開了一槍,子彈打在她睡著的時候,子彈無法射進她的大腦,這樣她就可以死于謀殺4。接下來,他向靴子扔鍋碗瓢盆,所以……更多
This show is getting to annoying cancel it already! Plus it will be cool if swiper kills dora and boots by choking and squeezing dora and boot's necks and they both end up passing out. And he snatches and damages dora's belongings and tosses it in the street so a car can run it over. Then he can put dora and boots inside trash bags and smack it with a baseball bat and toss it in the air and they can hit the ground. So swiper only has two child abuse victims so he can kill in the middle of the night mentally and phsically. Here is how swiper can kill dora and boots.First let him build a iron fence with spikes around it than he can lock dora and boots in a damn cage while he comes upWith ideas to kill them1. First he seizes dora's hair2. Next he thrusts her to the floor3. Then he sets her to sleep and he grabs a gun and shots her in the head while she is asleep than the bullet can go in her brain so she can die of murder4. Next he throws pots and pans at boots so ... more
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多拉太胖了,她有胸部。她和靴子很煩人。朵拉和邁克爾·杰克遜應該跳一支舞,我知道邁克爾會贏得那場比賽。朵拉有點瞎。我最喜歡的探險家朵拉的部分是,斯威珀總是把朵拉的東西刷走,然后把這些東西撕成碎片,這會讓朵拉永遠哭個不停。我最不喜歡的是最喜歡的角色當然是主角。每次她去水族館,她都會和水母一起去游泳,被水母蜇了,然后去醫院。多拉讓我很緊張!
Dora is so fat, she has boobs. She and boots are quite annoying. dora and Michael jackson should have a dance off and I know Michael will win that contest. dora is kinda blind. my favorite part about dora the explorer is that swiper would always swipe dora's stuff away and break that stuff into pieces which will make dora cry forever and ever. my least favorite character is of course the main character. and every time she will go to the aquarium, she will go swimming with the jellyfish and get stung by one and go to the hospital. Dora is getting on my nerves!
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所以,基本上,朵拉只是一個糟糕的節目。我問人們是否喜歡朵拉,他們總是說“不”。這個無聊的垃圾太煩人了。我討厭朵拉,因為我在一本弱小的孩子生活手冊的日記里看到朵拉是最差的電視節目。朵拉就是那么懶。靴子是一只愚蠢的猴子。猴子甚至不說話也不穿靴子!我會用我的槍在除草機里殺了朵拉,她再也不會撒尿了。等等,那沒道理。如果我帶朵拉去隔壁鄰居家,她會被一只叫“山姆”的白色小狗咬了。如果她去約會呢。她和迭戈爭論他們有多聰明。迭戈會贏的。我真的不看這垃圾全部。這是對巴尼和朋友們的剽竊,但用西班牙語。如果她向后走,她會把屁股撞到最惡心的肥料堆里,那就是動物糞便。多拉太胖了,她是瞎了還是怎么了?這個女孩真是個白癡。請取消這個節目,我更喜歡藍色線索
So basically, dora is just a bad show. I ask people if they like dora and they always say "no". This boring junk is so dam annoying. I hated dora since I looked in the diary of a wimpy kid life book and dora was worst T.V. show. Dora is just so lazy. boots is such a dumb monkey. Monkeys don't even talk or wear boots! I would kill dora with my gun in the weener and she will never pee again. Wait, that makes no sense. And if I took dora to my next door neighbors house, she will get bit by the little white dog named "sam". What if she went on a date. she and diego argued about how smart they are. Diego won the round. I really don't watch this junk at all. It's a rip off of barney and friends but in Spanish. and if she walked backwards, she would bonk her butt into the most disgusting pile of fertiliazer (that's animal poop). Dora is so fat and is she blind or something? This girl is such an idiot. Please cancel this show, I prefer blues clues.
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我覺得她永遠都是一個愚蠢的女人。我認為她永遠都是一個愚蠢的女人,她會在一個很討厭的女人和女人面前死去每次她去水族館,她都會去鯊魚缸里游泳,然后一個一個地被咬。如果斯威伯刷了多拉的玻璃花瓶,他就會把它摔在地上,多拉就得換一個新的。多拉太胖了,我總能在這里看到肚臍。如果警察把她關進監獄殺了她,那就太酷了
Dora is just annoying and rude to people and will never survive a trap full of lava. she and boots are very annoying and very stupid idiots. I think dora and friends is going to be bad to. and if she ever played Minecraft, she would always die in lava. she I think dora should be naked and show her weener all the time in everybody's face. And anytime she goes to the aquarium, she would go swimming in the sharks tank and get bit by one. And if swiper swiped dora's glass vase, he would slam it on the ground and dora would have to get a new one. dora is so fat I can always see here belly button. It would be cool if the police would take her to jail and kill her.
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所以基本上,我以為朵拉只是一個電腦游戲。我是說,屏幕上有一個巨大的箭頭,為什么不呢?然后鎳幣公司聲稱這是他們的節目,就像我們真的想要它一樣,并使它比它應該的更愚蠢!這些角色都是一維的,很煩人。公牛聽上去像是在開玩笑,而朵拉表現得像是有史以來最懶的。請取消這個節目,我更喜歡芝麻街
So basically, I thought Dora was just a computer game. I mean, there's a giant arrow on screen so, why not? Then Nickelodeon claims the show as theirs (like we really want it, ) and makes it even more idiotic than it should! The characters are one dimensional and are annoying as hell. The bull sounds like he's on crack, and Dora acts like the laziest ever. Just please cancel this show already, I prefer sesame street.
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Nickelodeon取消了探險家朵拉,時間是2015年1月!:D.最后,我們可以停止聽到那煩人的聲音-姆普凡
Nickelodeon is cancelling Dora the Explorer. It's on January 2015! :D. Finnally we can stop hearing that annoying voice - MLPFan
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