小黑洞(A Small Black Hole)——歐美家里最糟糕的十件事

小黑洞(A Small Black Hole)——歐美家里最糟糕的十件事在《歐美家里最糟糕的十件事》中排名第1名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

小黑洞歐美家里最糟糕的十件事在歐美家里最糟糕的十件事中排名第1名。

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我們精選了部分網友觀點：

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你的房子很有可能在你發現黑洞之前就倒塌了，但不管怎樣，呆在你的房子里，或者它附近的任何地方，或者靠近地球都是件壞事。—正電子野鷹

Chances are your house would collapse before you noticed the black hole, but it's a bad thing to be in your house anyway. Or anywhere near it. Or near Earth. - PositronWildhawk

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有一次我問爸爸，我們家是否有可能突然出現一個隨機的黑洞，他對我說：“別吃驚，你媽媽整天呆在家里。”

I once asked my dad if there was a chance a random black hole could suddenly appear in our house. He said to me "Wouldn't be shocked, your mother stays home all day."

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我有一次在我的房子里有一個小黑洞，叫做前妻！我知道你們這些離婚的人都能說：-

I had a small black hole in my house once, It was called an Ex-spouse! I know all you Divorcees can relate :-)

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黑洞的大小無關緊要，它仍然是一個黑洞！就像說你被一輛小汽車撞了一樣

A black hole's size doesn't matter. IT'S STILL A BLACK HOLE! It's like saying you got hit by a small car.

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一個小黑洞足以吞沒整個地球，不僅僅是一座房子。它非常危險

A small black hole is enough to swallow the whole earth not only a house. It is very dangerous. - Kiteretsunu

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這些是吸引我加入這個網站的第一個原因

Now these are the lists that attracted me to joining the site in the first place. - Therandom