賈斯汀比伯(Justin Bieber)——歐美家里最糟糕的十件事

賈斯汀比伯(Justin Bieber)——歐美家里最糟糕的十件事在《歐美家里最糟糕的十件事》中排名第3名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

賈斯汀比伯歐美家里最糟糕的十件事在歐美家里最糟糕的十件事中排名第3名。

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我們精選了部分網友觀點：

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所以我醒來聽到一個小女孩在尖叫。天哪，她被綁架了嗎？我沖向聲音的源頭，那是我樓下的衣柜。“一切都會好起來的，小女孩，”我安慰地喊道，“我不是小女孩！”刺耳的聲音回答說：“我打開門，發現自己不是一個小女孩！”“哼，我想我至少能得到拯救一個小女孩的敬畏。”我砰地一聲關上壁櫥門，走開了

So I wake up and hear a little girl screaming. Oh my god, has she been kidnapped? I rush to the source of the sound, which is my downstairs closet. "It's going to be alright, little girl," I call out reassuringly. "I'm not a little girl! " replies the shrill voice. I open the door and instead of a little girl I find JB himself! "Humph. I thought I'd at least get the awesomeness of saving a little girl." I slam the closet door in his face and walk away.

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哦，天哪，不！如果他在我家，我就得燒了整個街區來消毒，至少你家的一個黑洞可以清理掉任何亂七八糟的東西，包括賈斯汀·貝伯，所以把它放在你家里是有益的

OH GOD NO! IF HE WAS IN MY HOUSE I WOULD HAVE TO BURN DOWN THE WHOLE BLOCK TO STERILIZE MY HOME. At least a black hole in your house would clean up any mess, including Justin Beiber, so it would be be benificial to have it in your house.

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真的嗎？這不是你家里最糟糕的事情！別再對賈斯汀·比伯消極了！殺手是你家里最難找的東西了。別再把賈斯汀·比伯列入每一個名單！

Seriously? This is NOT the worst thing to find in your home! STOP being negative about Justin Bieber! Killers are the worst thing to find in your house. Stop adding Justin Bieber to EVERY list!

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嚴格說來，他并不是每一張單子上都有。我是說，如果你家里有一張好東西可以找的話，他就不會在那張名單上了

Technically, he's not on EVERY list. I mean, if there was a list of good things to find in your home he wouldn't be on that. - IpodSwagger

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你早上醒來，卻突然聽到衣柜里傳來刺耳的刺耳的刺耳聲。你勇敢地打開壁櫥的門，卻發現里面只有JB在唱歌

You wake up in the morning, but suddenly hear mangled, ear-piercing screeches coming from inside your closet. You bravely open the closet door, only to find its just JB singing. - t-man

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沒錯-利洛克特曼

Exactly - lilrocketman

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如果JB來你的房間豪斯：我得到當他倒下時，大錘2用大錘打他的堅果，用大錘打他的臉4讓步槍把他倒過來勒死，開始用槍射擊他，直到你把他從屋頂上打穿。8把他放在路中間9開始碾過他。10放兩個炸彈，兩個谷倉放在他嘴里。如果巴蒂斯特進了你的房子，你就應該這樣做。—金雀花

Things to do if JB ever comes in your house:1 Get the sledgehammer2 Hit him in the nuts with the sledgehammer3 while he is going down, hit him in the face with the sledgehammer4 Get the rifle5 strangle him upside down6 while he is upside down, start shooting him with the gun until you get board7 Through him off the roof.8 Put him in the middle of the road9 Start running him over.10 Put a 2 bombs, and 2 granades in his mouth.That is what you should do if JB ever comes in your house. - GoldenRocket

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閉上你的臉，你這個惡心的家伙！-德雷托普滕斯

SHUT YOUR FACE YOU DISGUSTING PHYSCO! - DrayTopTens

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如果我睡在沙發上或者我的床上，我醒來的時候有什么可怕的事情打開我的衣柜，看到賈斯汀·貝比爾我踢他的堅果你像它的賈斯汀·貝比爾，然后你再踢他幾下我會把他放在外面，在他躺在地板上的時候碾他6000次

If I was sleeping on the couch or my bed I wake up here somthing awful open my closet and see Justin bebier I kick him in the nuts your like ahh its Justin bebier then you kick him some more I would put him outside and run him over while he is on the floor 6000 times.

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他太可怕了。我有1.7.10版的蛋黃醬，絕對要用我的皇家守護劍殺死他！附言：你必須殺死國王才能獲得皇家守護劍，但是一旦你這樣做了，它是完全值得的。750+攻擊傷害。一定要在一次命中中殺死他

He's horrible. I have the orespawn mod 1.7.10 and ABSOLUTELY KILL HIM WITH MY ROYAL GUARDIAN SWORD!Ps. You have to kill the king to get the Royal Guardian Sword, but once you do it's totally worth it. 750+ ATTACK DAMAGE. Sure to kill him in 1 hit.