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這很糟糕,因為你得在水槽里大便,也可能是因為有個竊賊在你家里,在你的廁所里放了炸彈,房子里到處都是炸彈
That would suck because you'd have to poo in the sink. It would also suck because probably a burglar was in your house and put a bomb in your toilet and there could be bombs EVERYWHERE IN THE HOUSE.
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所以當你醒來做你的日常瑣事,坐在馬桶上的時候,它就會爆炸,伴隨著幸福和彩虹
So you woke up to do your daily crap and the toilet blows up with happiness and rainbows as soon as you sit on it
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不知道這是怎么發生的,但如果真的發生了,那就很不愉快了。—正電子野鷹
No idea how that would have happened, but it would be quite unpleasant if it did. - PositronWildhawk
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我三歲的時候滑倒了,臉撞在馬桶上,我現在有一個疤痕——那就是樂隊怪胎
When I was three I sliped and hit my face on the toilet I have a scar now - thebandgeek
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沒關系,如果這能讓你感覺好些的話,我用一只木頭貓把自己弄暈了,然后大抽屜滑下來砸到了我的臉上,我想我三歲了。—紅魔
That's okay, if it makes you feel any better I conked myself with a wooden cat and then the big drawer slid off and crashed onto my face I was three, I think. - RedTheGremlin
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這將是發生在每個人身上最有趣、最糟糕的事情
This would be the funniest and worst thing to happen to everyone
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不太可能,但確實很不愉快,正電子野鷹。—馬松
Unlikely, but very unpleasant indeed, PositronWildhawk. - masonkv
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比我強,我不得不用桶來拉屎
Better than me, I've had to use buckets to crap in.
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如果它在你使用的時候爆炸了呢
What if it exploded while you were using it
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大聲笑出來廁所怎么會爆炸
Laugh out loud how could a TOILET explode
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