弄臟你的褲子(Soiling your pants)——歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情

弄臟你的褲子(Soiling your pants)——歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情在《歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情》中排名第3名。我們精選了部分網友觀點...

弄臟你的褲子歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情在歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情中排名第3名。

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在我上高中的第一天，這件事發生在我身上，因為我在上課前沒有去廁所。在被帶到學校參觀之后，第一位老師告訴每個人因為任何原因離開教室都是不可選擇的，任何人提出要求都會被拘留。問題是我已經需要去了，沒過多久，它就開始強迫它了我的內褲也不臭，似乎沒人注意到，所以我決定假裝沒什么問題。我也相信不穿內褲是一件很糟糕的事，如果被發現我會被開除。今天剩下的時間沒人說什么，所以我以為我能逃到第二天

It happened to me the first day of high school because I didn't go to the toilet before classes started. After being shown around the school the very first teacher told everyone leaving class for any reason wasn't an option and anyone asking would get detention.Problem was I already needed to go and it wasn't long before it started forcing its way into my underwear. It wasn't smelly and no one seemed to notice so I decided to pretend nothing was wrong. I also believed not wearing underwear was a really bad thing and I would get expelled if I got found out.No one said anything for the rest of the day so I thought I had got away with it until the next day.

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我班上有一個叫秋的女孩。如果你讀這個，秋天，你一定會覺得很糟糕。沒人喜歡她，因為她總是發暈，她在四年級，我們發現了原因。她穿著尿布，因為她沒有上廁所，這很有趣。她在課堂上大便，每個人都會說……那是什么味道？我班上的一個男孩把它拖到了她的褲子上，他居然把褲子拉下來看上面有小熊維尼的尿布！說說尷尬！

There was this girl in my class named Autumn. YOU MUST FEEL TERRIBLE IF your READING THIS, AUTUMN. Nobody liked her because she always stunk and she was in 4th grade and we found out why... She wore a diaper because she wasn't potty trained it was hilarious. She pooped in class and everyone was like... What is that smell? This boy in my class trailed it down to her pants and he actually pulled them down to see a diaper with Winnie The Pooh on it! TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSING!

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那是直截了當的欺凌！我從哪里開始？更糟糕的是，你提到了她的名字，這不是一個很普通的名字，而且這件事發生的學校知道這件事已經夠糟糕的了，你繼續在社交媒體上發布這個故事？！你知道我有9個不喜歡的評論，對吧？-blst0033號

That is straight up bullying!Where do I start? You mentioned her name (even worse, it's not a very common name), and it's bad enough the school this happened at knows it, and you go ahead post the story on social media?! You know have 9 dislikes on that comment, Right? - blst0033

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我有一次在我六年級的時候尿尿，很明顯每個人都盯著我笑！同樣是在五年級，在我們為期一周的學校旅行中，我和我同住一個宿舍的朋友們認為假裝在托兒所里玩“媽媽和爸爸”會很有趣，我是孩子，當隔壁宿舍透過窗戶看到他們告訴每個人的時候，他們把我放在尿布里更糟！

I once did a pee in the middle of my year six assembly sadly it was Pretty obvious every one stared and laughed at me! also in year five on our week long school trip on off my friends( who I was sharing a dorm with) thought it would be fun to pretend were in nursery and play mama and daddy I was the baby and they put me in a nappy even worse when the dorm next door looked through the window and saw they told every one!

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孩子：我要去洗手間！老師：不，你需要等一輩子。孩子的膀胱：砰砰，老師：看看你弄得一團糟！拘留38294659374438594年！

Kid: I need to go to the bathroom!Teacher: No, you need to wait for 1 eternity.Kid's bladder: *boom boom*Teacher: LOOK AT THE MESS YOU MADE! DETENTION FOR 38294659374438594 ETERNITIES!

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談論的人秋天：它這不是她的錯。她一定是像別人說的那樣膀胱和腸道出了問題，而且可能是天生的。你不應該把這些貼在網上，這被歸為網絡欺凌。一點都不好笑。你應該告訴那個洞他是個混蛋。祝你好運

Person who talked about Autumn:It's not her fault. She must've been having problems with her bladder and bowels (like someone said) and was probably born with it. You shouldn't have posted that online, it's classed as Cyber Bullying. It's not funny. And you should tell that ***hole that he's a prick. Good day.-ThePinkieMaster

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@談論的人秋：那個女孩可能是孤獨癥患者，也可能是膀胱和腸道問題，我一輩子都在自閉癥患者身邊，我弟弟小時候就是這樣，一點都不好笑。她可能很快就要上廁所了，或者她一輩子都在尿布里

@ Person who talked about Autumn:That girl could be autistic or has bladder and bowel issues, I've been around autistics all my life and my brother was like this when he was younger, it's not funny. She may potty train soon or she's be stuck in diapers her whole life

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有一次，我的朋友杰夫在課堂上跟我講了這個問題。他說這個孩子站起來，當他抬起一條腿時，他放了一個很大的屁，但可能不是一個屁。當他去看護士，當他回來時，他穿了一條不同的褲子。——加庫波依娃

One time my friend Jeff told me about this one time in class. He said this kid was standing up and when he lifted a leg, he let out a huge fart, but it might not have been a fart. He when to the nurse and when he came back, he had different pants. - gakupo4eva

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我班上的一個女孩干的。她在課堂上尿褲子。我把發生的事告訴了我的朋友。她愛管閑事，她聽到了我的話。她對我嗤之以鼻，而不是親自面對我。我惹上麻煩了。-漫畫家

This girl in my class did this. She peed her pants in class. I told my friends about what happened. She was being nosy and she heard me. She snitched on me, not confronting me herself. I got in trouble. - CartoonCriticizer

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有一次我在中學的椅子上沾了經期血，那天人流量很大，老師不讓我上廁所，幸好沒人發現是誰干的

Once I got period blood on the chairs at school in middle/high school. It was a heavy flow day and the teachers wouldn't let me use the restroom. Luckily no one found out who did it.