桑杰和克雷格(Sanjay and Craig)——歐美2013年最差五分之一決賽

桑杰和克雷格(Sanjay and Craig)——歐美2013年最差五分之一決賽在《歐美2013年最差五分之一決賽》中排名第1名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

桑杰和克雷格歐美年最差五分之一決賽在歐美年最差五分之一決賽中排名第1名。

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我本來想給這個節目一個機會的，所以我看了第一集，太糟糕了！桑杰的媽媽在一家醫院工作，她今天說她要做世界上第一例臀部移植手術！當我聽說我想結束！然后桑杰和他的會說話的蛇克雷格想看看，所以他們假裝成“黨的醫生”去治療那些有惡心和疾病的病人，然后移植手術發生了，醫生需要一個很棒的臀部醫生，所以桑杰和克雷格做了這件事，并對他們的頭號敵人萊斯利·諾德曼哈，“討厭蛇的女孩”正在接受移植手術。然后他看到克雷格的尾巴，嚇了一跳。然后屁股開始在醫院里蹦蹦跳跳！請馬上有人殺了我。最后，諾德曼的屁股跟大象的屁股一樣大。我寧愿讓一個埃爾莫知道你的名字，如果你不換電池的話，這個名字會威脅到你的命。例如：如果你的名字是詹姆斯。埃爾莫：“殺了詹姆斯。”你還有……更多嗎

I was going to give this show a chance, so I watched the first episode. IT WAS TERRIBLE! Sanjay's mom works at a hospital and said today she is going to preform the worlds first BUTT TRANSPLANT! When I Heard that I wanted to through up! Then Sanjay and his talking snake Craig want to see it so they go in pretending to be "party doctors" curing patients with gross things and illnesses then the transplant happens and a doctor needs rad awesome butt doctors so Sanjay and Craig did it and Squidward"their arch enemyLeslie Noodman (Ha, girl name) who hates snakes" is getting the transplant. Then he sees Craig's tail and freaks out. Then THE BUTT STARTS BOUNCING AROUND THE HOSPITAL! Please someone kill me right now. And at the end, Noodman has a butt as big as an elephants backside. I would rather have an Elmo Knows Your Name that threatens to kill you if you don't change the battery. Example: if your name is James. Elmo:"kill James." and have you ever ... more

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我討厭這個節目！當它出現的時候，它讓我想死，因為這個社會已經變得多么愚蠢。主題曲基本上解釋了整個節目以及它是多么的糟糕。當我聽到“有一天找一只寵物”時，我馬上想換頻道，因為我弟弟看了這個節目，我才知道這個詞！我可以補充一句，他就像劇中的傻子一樣。當我找不到遙控器的時候，只有上帝知道我腦子里在想什么。我受不了這些角色。FML。尼克現在很爛

I hate this show! When it comes on, it makes me want to die because of how stupid society has become. The theme song basically explains the whole show and how crappy it is. I immediately want to change the channel as soon as I hear "looking for a pet one day" which I know the words only because my brother watches the show! May I add that he acts like an idiot like the dumb characters in the show. Only God knows what's running through my head when I can't find the remote. I can't stand any of the characters. FML. Nick sucks now.

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好吧，我從哪里開始？！角色都很煩人，情節也不成熟，我知道這是一個兒童頻道，但如果你看了，你會同意我的觀點，它所依賴的就是粗俗幽默。不，它不僅僅依賴粗俗幽默來演“喜劇”。它依賴它做任何事。關鍵是不要看，如果你看了，你要是聽了我的勸告就好了

Okay, where could I start?! The characters are annoying as hell, the plots are immature, ( I know this is a kid's channel, but if you watch it, you will agree with me) and gross-out humor is all it relies on. And no, it doesn't only rely on gross-out humor only for "comedy". It relies on it for EVERYTHING. The point is don't watch, and if you do, you will wish you had took my advice.

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對不起，這就是我們的世界嗎？第一集是關于臀部移植的，這個節目太惡心了。海綿寶寶很快就要結束了，我知道尼克正在嘗試做一些類似的事情，但是海綿寶寶是尼克最好的節目，因為它不是所有關于屁股的，海綿寶寶也在上課，但現在尼克只教孩子們如何去做

I'm sorry, Is this what our world is coming to? The first episode is about a BUTT TRANSPLANT, this show is so gross. Spongebob is ending soon and I understand Nick is trying make something like it, but spongebob is the best show on Nick because it is not all about butts and spongebob teaches lessons but now Nick is only teaching kids to twerk

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這個節目太惡心了，沒有真正的故事情節，這也很愚蠢。他們甚至不能制作自己的故事情節，他們偷了海綿寶寶里的一個故事情節，主角害怕過山車。這已經是一個蹩腳的故事情節開始為什么要使用它

This show is so disgusting and has no real storyline its also very stupid. They can't even make there own storylines they stole a storyline that was in SpongeBob about 3 other shows where the main character gets scared of roller coaster. It was already a lame storyline to begin with why use it again.

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這個節目太不合時宜，太惡心了……鎳幣店怎么敢把這個放在他們的網絡上？他們連一集都沒看嗎？他們覺得這有什么好笑的？這是浪費我的時間。孩子們甚至不應該看這個…實際上沒有人應該看。這個節目是變態的，讓我惡心

This show is super inappropriate and disgusting... How can Nickelodeon dare put this on their network? Have they not even watched an episode? How do they think this is funny? It is a waste of my time. Kids shouldn't even watch this... Actually no one should. This show is perverted and makes me sick.

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看到尼克也來了真是太可怕了。這是有史以來最糟糕的節目了。我說他們把凱南、凱爾、貓狗和所有這些節目都帶回來了。尼克現在就像癡迷于屁股，因為大多數基達都覺得這很有趣。真的不是。它愚蠢和不成熟。請注意，這一切都是來自一個11歲的孩子

Its horrible to see what nick has come too. This is the worst show ever. I say they bring back kenan and kel and catdog and all those shows. Nick is like obsessed with butts nowadays because most kida find it funny. Its really not. Its stupid and immature. Mind you that this is all coming from an 11 yr old.

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這個節目是我看過的最惡心的孩子們的節目，自從任志強和史汀比…我不敢相信他們走了多遠。他們做的一些小事情很有趣。但其他的動畫和情節都圍繞著粗俗的幽默，讓我想問尼克為什么？！？！

This show is the most DISGUSTING show for kids I've seen since Ren and Stimpy... I can not believe how far they go. Some little things they do are funny.. but otherwise the animation and the plots all revolve around gross out humor that makes me want to ask Nickelodeon WHY?!?!

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尼克為什么認為我們喜歡這個？我們沒有！我們討厭它！沒人在乎它。桑杰和克雷格是沒人的“生命”。再加上它很無聊，而且還剽竊了一大堆比這垃圾更有趣的漫畫！如果你想要一部高質量的兒童動畫片，那就看重力落在迪斯尼身上吧

Why does Nick think we like this? We don't! We hate it! Nobody cares about it. Sanjay and Craig is nobody's "life". Plus it's boring and rips off a whole bunch of more entertaining cartoons than this rubbish! If you want a quality kids cartoon, watch Gravity Falls on Disney.

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多么可怕的節目，太多的屁股，放屁，太多的尿尿，大便，嘔吐，吐痰和太多的皮疹，為什么尼克會做這個垃圾。90年代和2000年初的節目，甚至像伊卡莉，弗雷德：節目，每個女巫的方式和智慧學院都比這個垃圾好得多

What a horrible show, too many butts, farts, too much peeing, pooping, barfing, spitting and too many rashes, why would Nick make this crap. the 90's and early 2000's shows and even shows like iCarly, Fred: The Show, Every Witch Way and WITS Academy are WAY better than this crap.