雷克魯特爺爺(Uncle Grandparaycrute)——歐美尼克、卡通網和迪斯尼頻道的十大最不好笑節目

雷克魯特爺爺(Uncle Grandparaycrute)——歐美尼克、卡通網和迪斯尼頻道的十大最不好笑節目在《歐美尼克、卡通網和迪斯尼頻道的十大最不好笑節目》中排名第6名。我...

雷克魯特爺爺(Uncle Grandpa raycrute)——歐美尼克、卡通網和迪斯尼頻道的十大最不好笑節目在歐美尼克卡通網和迪斯尼頻道的十大最不好笑節目中排名第6名。

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天哪，我從哪里開始！？爺爺叔叔簡直是世上最糟糕的東西。在我看來，太空皇帝似乎是所有情節中的禍根，他把一個頑皮的孩子變成了那個來自神秘山堡的紫色生物太棒了，我甚至不得不提一提那個節目有多殘忍！？。這讓我害怕小時候的轉變，雖然我現在可以應付，但它讓我對它的刻板印象惡心。你有刻板的自拍女孩，痤瘡男，頑皮的孩子，甚至16歲的埃爾莫的東西。我很快就要滿16歲了，這冒犯了我的水平，我無法忍受！除了爺爺叔叔看到一群孩子的所有情節外，和朋友在一起的那些情節還是很可怕的。他們陷入了一種很容易解決的啞巴狀態，但他們只是用愚蠢的方式來拖延時間。巨型現實飛行虎的設計很懶，披薩史蒂夫很可愛但很煩人，肚皮袋聽起來很恐怖，而格斯先生是唯一的…更多

Gosh. Where do I even begin!? Uncle Grandpa is literally the worst thing in existence. Space Emperor seems to be the Bane of all the Episodes (In my Opinion), where he turns a bratty kid into that Purple Creature from Secret Mountain Fort Awesome (Do I even have to mention how Atrocious that show also is!? ). This made me fear Transformations as a Kid, and although I can deal with it now, it makes me sick on how stereotypical it is. You got the Stereotypical Selfie Girl, Acne Guy, The Bratty Kid, and even the Offensive 16-Year Old Elmo thing. I'm going to turn 16 soon and that Offends me on a level where I can't stand it! Besides all the Episodes where Uncle Grandpa sees a bunch of Kids, The ones with his friends are still pretty Horrible. They get into Dumb Situations in which they could solve easily, but they do it the dumb way just to stretch time. Giant Realistic Flying Tiger's design is lazy, Pizza Steve is cute but Annoying, Belly Bag is horrid sounding, and Mr. Gus is the only ... more

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爺爺叔叔？有史以來最愚蠢的名字獎。戴著墨鏡談論披薩？最愚蠢的人物獎。早上好，請在這里插入所有內容？最愚蠢的重復引用。丑陋的嬉皮車？最愚蠢汽車獎。情節？最愚蠢的情節獎。在我看來這部劇得了5個壞獎。我只看過3集，所以可能還有更多

Uncle Grandpa? Stupidest name ever award. Talking pizza with sunglasses? Stupidest character award. Good morning (insert everything here)? Stupidest repetitive quote. Ugly hippie van? Stupidest car award. The plot? Stupidest plot award. This show won 5 bad awards in my opinion. And I've only seen 3 episodes so there's probably a lot more.

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這是有史以來最糟糕的節目。我的意思是主角是一個徹頭徹尾的戀童癖者，他總是用非常煩人的聲音說“早上好”。這個節目還有一些可怕的情節，還有一些設計最差的角色在電視上出現過

This is the worst show ever. I mean the main character is a downright pedophile who constantly says "good morning" in a very annoying voice. This show also has some terrible plots and a cast of the worst designed characters ever to be seen on television.

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這家伙很嚇人。他基本上是一個住在魔法房車/拖車里的老人，他闖進小孩子的房子，讓他們的夢想成真。他的朋友是一只穿著背心的恐龍，一只放屁的老虎，還有一個會說話的比薩餅。為什么是世界？！

This guy is creepy. He is basically an old man who lives in a magic RV/Trailer who breaks into little kids houses to make their dreams come true. His friends is a dinosaur in a tank top, a tiger who farts rainbows, and a talking pizza. Why world?!

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以前有人說過，我要再說一遍——這部劇是戀童癖者為戀童癖者創作的。這部劇令人毛骨悚然，絕對令人厭惡，主角是一位闖入兒童住宅“幫助他們解決問題”的令人不安的老人

It's been said before and I'll say it again - this show was created by paedophiles for paedophiles. Creepy and absolutely repulsive, it stars an unsettling old man who breaks into children's houses to "help them with their problems." How nice.

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啊，卡通網絡上所有的節目都是一樣的：愚蠢，動畫片，不知道什么是娛樂，還有一些無法解釋的生物，他們是“助手”。啊，這個頻道殺了我！

Ugh, all the shows on Cartoon Network are the Same: stupid, animated, have no idea what entertainment is, and have unexplained creatures that are they're "sidekicks." Ugh, this channel kills me!

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你喜歡約翰尼·布拉沃嗎？如果是，那你就失去理智！約翰尼·布拉沃和其他老節目都在卡通網絡上，你這個白癡！

Do you like Johnny Bravo? If yes, then YOU JUST LOSE YOUR BRAIN! JOHNNY BRAVO AND OTHER GOOD OLD SHOWS WERE ON Cartoon Network YOU MORON!

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爺爺叔叔是一個戀童癖者-就像我以前的班主任。除了UG的名字沒有任何意義和他的聲音聽起來像一個虐待兒童。我很抱歉，但它毒害無辜的心靈和創造一個可怕的，令人不安的幻想在一個人的腦中！

UNCLE GRANDPA IS A PAEDOPHILE - like my old headteacher. Apart from the fact that UG's name don't make any sense and that his voice sounds like a child abuser. I'm sorry but it poisons innocent minds and creates an horrifying, disturbing fantasy in one's head!

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不，這不會讓我發笑。它讓我害怕，對電視的現狀感到悲傷，它讓我想扇自己耳光。如果我最后一次聽到“早上好”，我會起訴節目導演破壞我的耳膜。—伊森邁因斯特

No, it doesn't make me laugh. It makes me scared, sad about what T.V. has become, and it makes me want to slap myself. If I hear "good morning" one last time, I'm gonna sue the director of the show for destroying my eardrums. - ethanmeinster

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第一季不好，但第二季其實很好，因為第一季的緣故，人們不會費心去看第二季，所以看第二季，做吧，很棒

The first season was bad, but season 2 is actually really good, and because of season one people wouldn't bother to watch season 2, so watch season 2, do it it's great