頭足動物旅館(Cephalopod Lodge)——歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件

頭足動物旅館(Cephalopod Lodge)——歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件在《歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件》中排名第5名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

頭足動物旅館歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件在歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件中排名第5名。

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我們精選了部分網友觀點：

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烏賊王每個星期三晚上都很快樂，這是沒有問題的，因為烏賊王一生中都有過快樂的時刻，比如在吸盤交響樂、樂隊極客或家庭幻想中，那么為什么海綿寶寶一定要成為這樣一個跟蹤者，因為他一生中只有一次快樂？這段愚蠢的插曲又一次取材于海綿寶寶和帕特里克的故事，毀掉了他唯一一次擁有特殊生活的機會，并否認這不是他們的錯，但請注意，他們可能認為斯奎沃德只值得在他的生活中受到仇恨、折磨和痛苦。我告訴你，真煩人。這一集里我唯一死的就是整個烏賊王被水母蜇了。除此之外，這個情節實在是太無聊了

There's no problem with Squidward being happy every Wednesday night because Squidward had his happy moments in his life, like in Suction Cup Symphony, Band Geeks or House Fancy, so why does Spongebob have to be such a stalker because he's happy for once in his lifetime?This dumb EPISODE is based off of Spongebob and Patrick once again, ruining his only chance to have something special in life and denying that it wasn't their faults, but note that they probably think that Squidward only deserves hate, torture and misery in his life. I tell you, it's annoying.The only thing in this EPISODE that I DIED at was the whole, Squidward getting his tounge stung by jellyfish. Other than that, the plot is just so damn boring and annoying

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斯奎沃德每個月都會有一次出人意料的快樂。于是海綿寶寶和帕特里克跟蹤他，斯奎沃德不知道，他們偷偷溜進了他的俱樂部。俱樂部成員把俱樂部里的局外人都怪到了烏賊沃德身上。于是他們把他踢出俱樂部，帕特里克摔倒在他身上。然后，俱樂部的人脫掉了斯奎沃德的制服，帽子，甚至是內褲。烏賊王很傷心。所以海綿寶寶和帕特里克試著說服俱樂部成員讓烏賊沃德回到俱樂部。他們聲稱這不是他們的錯，所以俱樂部成員說烏賊沃德是不允許進俱樂部的。烏賊沃德很沮喪，甚至說自從他們帶走后，他想不斷地敲他的頭這是他生命中最后一件好事。然后海綿寶寶和帕特里克想出了他們自己的棍子，惹惱了斯奎沃德。之后，他們綁架了斯奎沃德，把他帶到水母田里折磨他。他們用水母蜇他的舌頭。然后給了斯奎沃德一套雞服。之后，他們終于意識到squidward不想…更多

Once every month squidward is surprisingly happy. So SpongeBob and patrick stalk him (squidward is unaware) and they sneak inside his club. The club members blame squidward for the outsiders in the club. So they kick him out of the club, and patrick falls on him. Then, the club person takes off squiwards uniform, hat and even underwear. Squidward is very sad. So SpongeBob and patrick try talk the club member to let squidward back in the club. They claim its not their fault (when it clearly is), so the club member says squidward is never allowed in the club. Squidward is depressed and even says he wants to slam his head repeatedly since they took away the last good thing in his life. Then SpongeBob and patrick come up with their own club and annoy squidward. After that, they kidnapp squidward and take him to jellyfish fields and torture him (they sting his tongue with jellyfish). They then give squidward a chicken suit. After all that, they finally realize squidward doesn't want to ... more

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天哪。海綿寶寶偏執地認為，為什么一個月有一次他看起來如此快樂，因為海綿寶寶一直在微笑，那又怎么樣。把他踢出小屋試圖讓他們加入一個愚蠢的同性戀屁股羽毛朋友俱樂部。還故意用水母蜇他的舌頭。——帕塔特里克克克斯塔阿爾

Good god. Spongebob is paranoid that there is something up why once a month he seems so happy. As spongebob is smiling all the time so what. Gets him kicked out of the lodge tries to get them to join a stupid gay ass feather friends club. And intentionally stings his tongue with a jellyfish. - Paaatttriiickkksttaarrr

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這幾集實際上意味著Squidward和海綿寶寶或Patrick在一起永遠不會開心

This episodes practically implies that Squidward can never be happy with SpongeBob or Patrick around. In my top ten worst SpongeBob episodes, this is number ten.

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這一集需要有第二集，當烏賊王回到頭足類動物的小屋時

There needs to be a part 2 for this episode when squidward goes back and stays back in the cephalopod lodge

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又是一個殘酷的插曲，說斯奎沃德在他的生活中不可能有快樂的時刻

Yet another atrocious episode stating that Squidward can't have happy moments in his life.

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Squidwards在這一集一開始確實很開心，但是Patrick和bob毀了它

Squidwards actually happy in this episode at the beginning, but Patrick and sponge bob ruin it

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那些白癡毀了Squidword生命中最后一件好事——博比提

Those idiots ruined the last good thing In Squidward's life - bobbythebrony

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在這一集中，烏賊沃德被趕出了他的俱樂部，穿著一身雞裝，被水母蜇了好幾次，被海綿寶寶跟蹤黃色同性戀恐怖海綿帕特里克粉色智障斯奎德被帕特里克多次壓扁，因為海綿寶寶和帕特里克不介意自己的生意就像被別人指責然后被你的衣服

In this episode Squidward gets kicked out of his club, gets dressed in a chicken costume, gets sting by a jellyfish multipe times, gets stalked by SpongeBob the yellow gay creepy sponge and patrick the pink mental retard and Squodward gets crushed by patrick many times all because SpongeBob and Patrick don't mind there own buisness its like getting accused by someone and then your quilty

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很好的插曲，但我討厭他們折磨他這么多。—拉爾夫鮑伯

Good episode, but I hate how much they torture him. - RalphBob