魷魚木(Squid Wood)——歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件

魷魚木(Squid Wood)——歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件在《歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件》中排名第12名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

魷魚木歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件在歐美最糟糕的烏賊折磨事件中排名第12名。

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該死的地獄，為什么每個人都要找Squidward？他可能做了一些讓人惱火的事情，但是為什么沒有人談論海綿寶寶做的事情呢？我說的不是排名前十的評論者，而是那些偽善的市民。來吧，仇恨者！讓斯奎沃德休息一下！他們顯然太盲目了，看不到他所經歷的痛苦。比如，可憐可憐這個可憐的家伙。他不得不住在兩個麻煩的鄰居中間，海綿寶寶和帕特里克。一件惱人的事是，他們都參與了讓斯奎沃德的生活成為噩夢的事。如果海綿寶寶不在那里做，帕特里克就會去做，然后如果帕特里克不在的話，海綿寶寶會像往常一樣做這件事。有時候，我希望鎮上的人不要總是那么煩人，離開斯奎沃德去做他想做的事。但是他們卻像往常一樣偽善，這一集是一個很好的例子來展示他們的一堆……更多

The freaking hell, like why the hell does everyone keep picking on Squidward for? He may have done some annoying things that ticked people off, but how come no one talks about the stuff SpongeBob does? And I'm not talking about the commenters here on the Top Tens, I'm talking about those hypocritical townspeople. Come on, haters! Give Squidward a break! They're obviously too blind to see the pain he's been going through. Like, have some pity for the poor guy. He literally has to live in the middle of two troublesome neighbors, SpongeBob and Patrick. One annoying thing is that they both take part in making Squidward's life a nightmare. If SpongeBob's not there to do it, Patrick does it and if PATRICK isn't there to do it, SPONGEBOB (as usual) does the honors. Sometimes, I wish the townspeople weren't so annoying all the time and leave Squidward to do what he wants. But instead they act as hypocritical as usual and this episode is the perfect example to show how much their a bunch of ... more

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所以這一集告訴我，那一集里的每個人都喜歡海綿寶寶的表演，但如果是斯奎德沃德在做迷你海綿寶寶，他永遠聽不到結尾？這清楚地說明了在那個扭曲的小鎮上的每個人都是大胖子偽君子。注意他們怎么沒有告訴海綿寶寶停止竊取斯奎沃德的身份，他們繼續折磨他，侮辱他的舞蹈說他沒有天賦。好吧，讓我說實話。我恨，我的意思是恨它當斯奎沃德是twerking。這讓我很生氣！但至少很有趣！我在哪停的？哦，是的！基本上，他很生氣，差點殺了迷你斯奎沃德，但他最后的臉殺了我，哈哈！

So this episode is telling me that everyone in that episode liked when SpongeBob did it, but had it been SQUIDWARD who was doing a mini SPONGEBOB, he'd never hear the end of it? This clearly states how everyone in that twisted town are big fat hypocrites. Notice how they didn't tell SpongeBob to stop stealing Squidward's identity, they continue to torment him by insulting his dancing by saying he has no talent. Okay, let me be honest. I hate, and I mean hate it when Squidward is twerking. It pisses me off so bad! But it was at least entertaining!Where did I leave off? Oh yeah! Basically, he gets mad and almost kills mini squidward, but his face at the end killed me, lol!

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讓我們復習一下好嗎？斯奎沃德：在完美的一天醒來，希望這真的是一個好日子。不！他發現了什么？海綿寶寶，又一次被邀請在他家里看著他睡覺。好吧，首先，那太可怕了。如果有人看著我睡覺，我也會嚇得屁滾尿流！然后他去洗澡，海綿寶寶看著他，而他在浴缸里。間諜他，又！然后他打擾了他，似乎有很長一段時間，直到斯奎沃德對他非常生氣，把他扔進一個洞里，用他的冰箱堵住了那個洞。然后海綿寶寶決定做一個迷你斯奎沃德，這是整個問題的開始，和他出去玩，最后離開斯奎沃德一個人一次又一次。嘿！你們以為我完蛋了？不！我不是！他最后無緣無故地被人憎恨，還因為跳舞而被批評。嘿！別恨斯奎德沃德，因為他比……更有才華，更有文化

Let's review shall we?Squidward: Wakes up on a perfect day hoping it would actually BE a good day. NOOO! What does he find? SpongeBob SquarePants, in his house ONCE AGAIN (un invited) watching him sleep. Okay, first off, that's just damn creepy. If someone were watching ME sleep, it would've scared the crap outta me too!Then he goes to take a bath and SpongeBob in watching him while he's in the bathtub. Spied on him, again!Then he bothers him, for what seems like a long time until Squidward get's extremely pissed off at him and throws him in a hole and blocks that hole with his fridge. Then SpongeBob decides to make a MINI Squidward, (which is where the whole problem begins) and goes off hanging out with him finally leaving Squidward alone once and for all.HEY! You guys thought I was finished, huh? NO! I'm not!He ends up getting hated for no reason whatsoever and he get's criticized for dancing. Hey! Don't hate Squidward because he's more talented and cultural than ... more

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這就是Squidward無數次請求海綿寶寶不要打擾他的原因！比如，聽一次有什么難的？所以，盜用身份是可以的，但如果斯奎沃德想跳舞，那顯然是個問題。我真的不知道為什么斯奎沃德總是被人恨。他只想一個人呆著。他的所謂的好鄰居把整個斯奎沃德傀儡的事看得太遠也沒用。比如，如果一個愚蠢的兄弟姐妹或鄰居一直打擾你，你會怎么想呢？說真的，每個穿比基尼的人都是偽君子

This is what Squidward gets for asking SpongeBob millions of times to leave him alone! Like, what's so hard about listening for once? So, IDENTITY theft is okay, but then it's apparently a problem if Squidward tries to dance.I honestly don't know why Squidward is so hated all the time. He only wants to be left alone. And it didn't help that his SO CALLED good neighbor took this whole Squidward puppet thing too far. Like, HOW would YOU like it if a stupid sibling or neighbor kept bothering YOU so much. Seriously, everyone in Bikini Bottom are all just hypocrites

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這一集完美地展現了每個穿比基尼的人都是多么的虛偽。他們只喜歡海綿寶寶那樣做。顯然，斯奎沃德快樂是不對的

This episode perfectly represents how hypocritical everyone in bikini bottom can be. They only like it when Spongebob does it. Apparently, it's wrong for Squidward to be happy.

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我討厭這封信，鮑勃表現得像個混蛋，整個宇宙無緣無故地討厭斯奎德沃德，斯奎德沃德的身份被偷只是因為他想放松。100%的人渣

I HATE THIS EPISODESpongebob behaves like a jerk, the entire universe hates Squidward for literally no reason, Squidward gets his identity stolen just because he wanted to relax. 100% SCUMBOB

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你們這些廢物只是嫉妒斯奎沃德有音樂天賦而你們沒有。你們需要一個該死的生活，你們這些可悲的偽君子

All of you wasteutes are just jealous that Squidward has musical talent and you don't. Ya'll need a darn life, you pathetic hypocrites

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就在這時，海綿寶寶的角色被邊緣化了

This was when SpongeBob's character flanderisation took its toll. - Garythesnail

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在所有的第四季電影中，這是最糟糕的

Out of all the season 4 sqiudward touture porns this is the worst