直播電視(DirectTV)——歐美十大最佳廣告公司

直播電視(DirectTV)——歐美十大最佳廣告公司在《歐美十大最佳廣告公司》中排名第6名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

直播電視歐美十大最佳廣告公司在歐美十大最佳廣告公司中排名第6名。

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當你不投DirectTV,得到沮喪.當你沮喪,你試圖參軍.當你試圖參軍,你發現你是沒腦子的.當你愚蠢的你去出現在危險之中.當你去出現在危險你發現你是一個完全的失敗者.當你是一個完全的失敗者,你出去約會Lea米歇爾.當你出去約會Lea米歇爾,她會告訴你你沮喪.不要沮喪.為今天DirecTV.其Joeysworld投票

When you don't vote for DirectTV, you get depressed. When you get depressed, you tried to join the Army. When you tried to join the Army, you found out that you are brainless. When you get brainless you go to appear on Jeopardy. When you go to appear on Jeopardy you found out that you're a complete loser. When you're a complete loser, you go out on a date with Lea Michele. When you go out on a date with Lea Michele, she'll tell you you're depressed. Don't be depressed. Vote for DirecTV today.Its Joeysworld When you don't vote for DirectTV, you get unhappy with yourself. When you get unhappy with yourself, you try to feel better. When you try to feel better, you lie to yourself (saying you're the best). When you lie to yourself, you lie to other people. When you lie to other people, you tell them that you're a pro wrestler. When you tell them your'e a pro wrestler, they find you a manager. When they find you a manager, that manager makes you tough. When your manager makes you tough, you have to fight a voice activated dummy. When you fight a voice-activated dummy, you talk trash to the dummy. When you talk trash to the dummy, the dummy punches you in the face. WHen the dummy punches you in the face, you fall into a coma. When you fall into a coma, your wife abandons you. When your wife abandons you, she has another baby. When she has another baby, he starts calling you Uncle Dummy. Don't have your wife's son call you Uncle Dummy. Vote for DirectTV today. I don't know what DirectTV is, but I had to vote for it after that comment...

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當你不投DirectTV,不滿自己。當你對自己不滿意,你想感覺更好。當你感覺更好,你騙自己說你是最好的。當你對自己撒謊,你對其他人撒謊。當你對別人撒謊,你告訴他們,你是一個職業摔跤手。當你告訴他們你說的職業摔跤手,他們找你經理。當他們發現你一個經理,經理讓你艱難。當你的經理讓你堅強,你必須對抗一個聲音激活假。當你打一個聲控的假,你說垃圾假。當你說垃圾假,假拳你的臉,當你面對的假拳,你陷入昏迷。當你陷入昏迷,你的妻子拋棄了你。當你的妻子拋棄了你,她有一個孩子。當她有另一個嬰兒的時候,他開始叫你叔叔假。沒有你妻子的兒子打電話給你叔叔假。今天投票給DirectTV。我發現隨機- TheKirbyCreeper999

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我不知道DirectTV是什么,但我不得不投贊成票之后,評論…