烤豆(Baked Beans)——歐美讓你放屁的食物

烤豆(Baked Beans)——歐美讓你放屁的食物在《歐美讓你放屁的食物》中排名第1名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

烤豆歐美讓你放屁的食物在歐美讓你放屁的食物中排名第1名。

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我昨晚吃的烤豆子讓我很冒煙，而且很方便，因為在女生聯誼會的當晚，這是放屁的時候了.所以是時候過去了，到那時煤氣真的很吵，當該采取第一個誓言讓她用鼻子嗅我屁股的姿勢時，我就朝她臉上猛擊了一個.真有趣聽到一群女孩尖叫，一個接一個地對著她們的臉放屁，最后都被我的屁味噎住了.我敢打賭她們的鼻子是因為聞到我昨晚放的屁而燒焦的.即使我回家睡覺后，我還是在床上放屁，把自己弄醒了

The baked beans I had last night made me really gassy and it came in handy since it was fart in the sorority pledges face night. So it was time to go over and by that time the gas was really rumbly and when it was time to assume the position when the first pledge had put her nose to sniff my butt I blasted one right in her face. It was funny to hear a bunch of girls scream keep farting in their face as pledge after pledge ending up gagging from the smell of my farts. I bet their noses burned from smelling all the farts I farted last night. Even after I came home and went to bed I woke myself up by farting really loud in bed

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昨天中午我們吃了熱狗，我妻子做了她著名的烤豆子。每次她做熱狗我都要吃。我們吃完后，我不得不用手鋸看到一些木頭碎片。當我鋸的時候，我的肚子里開始汽油咕嚕作響。我感覺到一個屁在醞釀，我讓它撕開了。它又響又臭。她走到外面問我什么東西，她徑直走進了放屁的云端。聞到這股氣味，她皺了皺臉。我整個下午都在放屁

For lunch yesterday we had hot dogs and my wife made her famous baked beans. Every time she makes them I load up on them. After we ate I had to saw some pieces of wood with a handsaw. As I was sawing my belly started rumbling with gas. I felt a fart brewing and I let it rip. It was loud and smelled. She walked outside to ask me something and she walked right into the fart cloud. She wrinkled her face at the smell. I continued farting all afternoon

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我們剛吃了晚飯。熱狗和烤豆。晚飯后我去打掃浴室。沒過多久煤氣就冒出來了。我覺得屁股里有個氣泡，當我彎腰去打掃的時候，我讓它裂開了。然后我就不停地放屁。我女朋友說她不僅聽到了，而且聞到了。我有慢性氣體問題一直放屁。我女朋友說我是有史以來最有毒氣的22歲男人

We just ate dinner. Hot dogs and baked beans. After dinner I went to clean the bathrooms. Didn't take long for the gas to kick in. I felt a gas bubble in my ass and when I started to bend over and clean I let it rip. Then I just kept farting. My girlfriend said she not only heard them but also smelled them. I have chronic gas issues and fart all the time. My girlfriend says I'm the gassiest 22 year old man ever - Grossdude

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我自己剛吃了6罐冷豆，抽了那么多大麻，什么也沒吃，結果發現一個密室里裝滿了冷豆，哦，媽媽！你沒把它們藏得很好……不管怎樣，我的屁股著火了，我想我可能會記錄下這一天，并制作一些視頻給我的家人看，以防我死于腸爆炸，祝我好運弗蘭茲

Just had 6 cans of refried beans by myself, I smoked so much weed and had absolutely nothing to eat, only to find a secret cabinet full of refried beans, oh mother! You did not hide them very well.. Anyways my ass is on fire, I think I might document this day and make a couple of videos for my family to see in case I die from an intestine explosion, wish me luck frands

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我的女兒學會了在我身上有毒氣時不站在我身后的艱難方法。我晚飯吃了烤豆子，后來我打掃浴室的時候，我的女朋友站在我身后，我在擦廁所，我不得不放屁。我彎下腰來，基本上是朝她臉上放了個屁，真的很難受。——格羅斯杜德

My girl learned the hard way not to stand behind me when I have bad gas. I had baked beans for dinner and afterwards while I was cleaning the bathroom my girl was standing behind me while I was scrubbing the toilet and I had to fart really bad. I was bent over and I basically farted in her face and it really stunk. - Grossdude

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我剛吃了一頓熱狗和豆子，我就吃了一頓豆子。晚飯后我去吹巴里薩克斯。然后煤氣就噴進來了。我在吹樂器的時候放屁瘋了。我女朋友說沒人能聽見我放屁，但她能聞到。她說我每次放屁都聞起來像我吃的東西，而且總是臭烘烘的-格羅斯杜德

I just had a meal hot dogs and beans and I chowed down on the beans. After dinner went to play my bari sax. Then the gas kicked in. I was farting like crazy as I was playing my instrument. As my girlfriend said nobody could hear me farting but she could smell it. She said every time I fart it smells like what I ate and they always stink - Grossdude

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昨晚我在一家墨西哥餐廳吃了蔬菜套餐，還吃了豆子。在演唱會上，我覺得我的屁股和我的樂器發出的聲音一樣大。我能感覺到自己在放屁，我不知道樂隊里怎么會有人不吐出來，因為不僅屁真的很響，而且還聞起來很惡心

I had a veggie combo at a Mexican restaurant last night and refried beans. at the concert I just performed in I think my ass made as much noise as my instrument. I could feel myself farting and I'm not sure how anyone in the band didn't throw up from the smell because not only were the farts really loud they also smelled - Grossdude

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我在我的高中隊踢足球。我打后衛，從不拿足球或傳球。我只是攔網。我總是在比賽前吃豆子。跑壘的人總是知道跟著我的屁味跟著我的攔網。我整個比賽都在加油

I play football on my high school team. I play fullback and I never carry the football or catch a pass. I just block. I always eat beans before the game. The running back always knows to follow my block by following the smell of my farts. I have gas the entire game

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太好了。我昨晚把它們當晚餐吃了，在學校里我一整天都在默默地放屁。當我等著輪到我踢足球的時候，我讓一個在我座位上裂開了，當我把座位上的人關掉的時候，坐在我座位上的人大喊“天吶，太臭了”

Love it. I ate them for dinner last night and I was silently farting all day at school. While I was waiting for my turn to play soccer, I let one rip in my seat and when I switched out the guy in my seat yelled "GOD DAM IT STINKS"

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我踢足球，作為后衛我唯一的工作就是阻攔跑壘。我把豆子裝得滿滿當當，跑回的人知道該怎么走，就看我放屁的聲音和臭味。我不是開玩笑。我整場比賽都放屁——格羅斯杜德表現出更多的評論；

I play football, and the only job I have as the fullback is to block for the running back. I load up on beans and the running back knows what way to go is by the sound and the smell of my farts. I'm not kidding. I fart the entire game - Grossdude show more comments darr;