奶酪(Cheese)——歐美讓你放屁的食物

奶酪(Cheese)——歐美讓你放屁的食物在《歐美讓你放屁的食物》中排名第2名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

奶酪歐美讓你放屁的食物在歐美讓你放屁的食物中排名第2名。

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在過去的幾個月里幾乎沒有奶酪了-昨晚吃了奶油奶酪，半小時內就做了可怕的奶酪.今天又好了，晚餐吃了更多的奶油奶酪，然后砰的一聲！可怕的屁

Have been mostly cheese free for the past couple of months - had cream cheese last night and within half an hour was doing horrible ones. Fine again today then had more cream cheese for dinner and BOOM! Horrible farts.

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我女朋友剛吃了一個玉米煎餅，她確信奶酪是她放屁的罪魁禍首。她的屁股投票支持奶酪是最糟糕的屁。這是無法形容的。吃了那屁股lmao-Adyess22 Gross-RedTheGremlin

My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description. Eat that ass lmao - Adyess22 Gross - RedTheGremlin

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我的屁太響了，整個房間都臭氣熏天。我是個男孩，我的屁總是很響，很重，而且很有氣體。我喜歡我的屁聲。它們是我聽過的最響的屁

My farts are so loud that the whole room stinks up. I'm a boy, and my farts are always loud, strong, and very gassy. I love the sound of my farts. They are the loudest farts I ever heard of.

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我有個朋友叫格雷森。他白天吃奶酪，現在卻不肯在被窩里放屁。他說他為自己的創造感到驕傲，但它像一個迷失的靈魂一樣揮之不去，沒有人——我是說全世界沒有人——有一個朋友叫格雷森，所以，就在這里，你的故事太可笑了，說不出話來。請我們這么做相信你有一個朋友叫格雷森，就像要求我們相信圣誕老人，復活節兔子，或囊性纖維化仙女。同意了，我也打電話給BS

I got this friend name Greyson. He had cheese during the day and now he wouldn't quit farting under the covers. He said he is proud of his creation but it lingers like a lost soul First of all, nobody -- and I mean nobody in the entire world -- has a friend named 'Greyson' so, right there, your story is too ludicrous for words. Asking us to believe that you have a friend named 'Greyson', is like asking us to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the cystic fibrosis fairy. Agreed, I call BS on this as well

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我認識一個叫格雷森的朋友。很明顯他白天吃奶酪，現在他禁不住在毯子底下放屁。我是說它像一個迷失的靈魂一樣揮之不去

I got this friend by the name Greyson. Apparently he had cheese during the day, now he cannot quit farting under the blanket. I mean its lingering hardcore like a lost soul.

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晚上下班后，我吃了4片奶酪披薩，我在床上做嘟嘟聲來支付代價，我還打了幾個大嗝，把煤氣排出去，所以我覺得自己很不錯

I had 4 slices of cheese pizza late at night after work and I'm paying the price by making toots in bed. And I let out several big burps to get the gas out so I thought I was good - Grossdude

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我今天在學校吃了芝士花椰菜，就忍不住肚子里發出奇怪的咕嚕聲。我知道一場屁馬拉松就要來了

I had cheese broccoli at school today and just couldn't stop my belly from making those strange gurgling noises. I know a fart marathon is on its way. :( - Paris4Lyfe

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昨晚睡覺前我吃了奶酪蛋卷，我不停地放屁。每次坐下來我都放屁。真有趣，每次你在床上坐下的時候？呵呵？所以，你夢見上下車？這不應該是給雞蛋投票嗎？

I had cheese omlette last night before I went to bed and I could not stop farting. Every time I sat down I farted. So funny, Every time you sat down when you were in bed? Huh? So, you were dreaming of getting on and off the bus? Shouldn't this be a vote for eggs?

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它確實會引起一些屁，但它確實會發出臭味，最好在吃了奶酪后洗牙

It does bring up some farts, but it really gives stinky breath, better wash your teeth after you eat cheese

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我總是在睡覺前吃一塊奶酪。我整晚放屁，床單變成了一個荷蘭烤箱。我妻子離開了我，請幫我多說幾句；

I always eat a block of cheese before going to bed. All night I fart and my sheets become a Dutch oven. My wife left me please helpp show more comments darr;