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我不能停止笑. .我是布拉德,我寫這集之間在板凳上健身房。我搜索+ u2018Is布拉德一個娘娘腔的名字+ u2018這里。我是一個運動員,五校體育商品只在其中一個好哈哈我兄弟會。我在銷售工作,經常開玩笑,我是一個巨大的有一個小陰莖的玩家。其中一個是假的,你可以猜猜哪個。然而我的很多朋友說,他們恨我之前以為我是一個自以為是的屁股,但現在他們說我熱身。但誰知道呢?也許他們恨我,不管要回到鐵所以我可以拒絕你的女孩。
I can't stop laughing... I'm a Brad, and I'm writing this in between sets on the bench at the gym. I googled "Is Brad a douchey name" and here it is. I'm a jock, did five varsity sports in HS (only good at one of them haha) and I'm in a frat. I work in sales, and constantly joke around that I'm a huge player with a tiny penis. One of those is false, and you can guess which. Nonetheless a good deal of my friends said they hated me before thinking I was a self-righteous ass, but now they say that I warmed up. But who knows? Maybe they hate me, whatever gotta get back to the iron so I can get rejected by your girl.
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這是真的。我是布拉德福德,但布拉德在我生命的大部分時間。這是艱難的想要喜歡。在電視電影++ ++等等,布拉德的總是娘娘游艇擁有大學生或進攻進攻的同性戀。同時,布拉德是黑發女孩nickelodeon + u2018Hey,伙計!+ u2018
It's true. I'm a Bradford, but have went by Brad for most of my life. It's been tough trying to be liked. In movies/T.V./etc., Brad's are always douchey yacht owning college students or offensively offensive flaming homosexuals. Also, Brad was the brunette girl on Nickelodeons "Hey, Dude! "
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布拉德的類型的家伙,是一個自稱謎。他巖石足尖鞋,騎著fixie總是談論他的新,優越的飲食。男朋友當心,許多無頭釘站立會議桌子去骨的靈魂目的你的女孩。
Brad's the type of guy that's a self proclaimed enigma. He rocks toe-shoes, rides a fixie and always talks about his new, superior diet. Boyfriends beware, many Brads have standup desks for the soul purpose of boning your girl.
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與布拉德·李。認為他是李小龍。總沖洗袋!在銷售工作,認為每個人都喜歡他。每個人都討厭他。顯然補償被吸引到他的母親!
Work with a Brad Lee. Thinks he's Bruce Lee. Total douche bag! Works in sales and thinks everyone likes him. Everyone hates him. Obviously compensating for being attracted to his mother!
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我知道布拉德。有一次,他試圖+ u2018hookup + u2018稱之為當我說沒有,他告訴我我更好,因為我沒有那么我不知道我錯過了,因為他是最好的最好的。
I knew a brad one time and he tried to "hookup" as he called it and when I said no to him he told me I better because of I didn't then I wouldn't know what I was missing out on because he was the best of the best.
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似乎是一個流行的名字我在高中的時候我記得一個卷發女人討厭鬼的頭發,他是一個討厭鬼我同意這個名字受歡迎之一灌洗器的袋子。
Seemed like a popular name when I was in high school I remember one with curly girly douche bag hair and he was a douche bag I agree with this name as one popular among douche bags.
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我相信有好釘牢,但我從未見過任何,即使我知道狗叫布萊德是一種愚蠢的運動員誰認為他應該負責。
I'm sure there are nice Brads out there, but I've never met any. Even the dog I know called Brad is kind of a dumb jock who thinks he should be in charge.
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他肯定這家伙你想讓你的女朋友或妻子欺騙你,和他在一起,隨時隨地。他將指甲幾乎任何!
He's definitely the guy you tries to get your girlfriend or wife to cheat on you, with him, anywhere anytime. He will pretty much nail anything!
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第三人的布拉德談論自己,通常可以發現在健身房赫拉swole,兄弟。他的二頭肌有來彌補他的陰莖大小。
A Brad talks about himself in third person and can usually be found in the gym getting hella swole, bro. His biceps are there to compensate for his penis size.
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啊,布拉德。乍得的孿生兄弟。運動員就像乍得,最有可能的黑發,一直壓在乍得,但仍然是一個像他這樣的沖洗。
Ah, Brad. Chad's twin brother. A jock just like Chad, most likely brunette, always one-upped by Chad, but is still a douche like him.
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