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我喜歡一個叫布蘭登和他太太太丑陋的額頭太大大笨蛋看起來像小精明我沒開玩笑我每次facetime他要求看我的胸部,他失去了所有我的條紋snapchat,我向上帝發誓下次我見到他我就打他屁股對我很重要因為我的條紋和他uglyass失去了我希望他死了我希望他永遠是一個處女。
I liked a guy named brandon and he's sooo ugly his forehead is so big he deadass looks like pennywise I'm not even joking every time I facetime him he asks to see my boobs he lost all my streaks on snapchat and I swear to god next time I see him I will beat his ass because my streaks are so important to me and his uglyass lost them I hope he dies I hope he's a virgin forever.
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布蘭登是a55h0les的名稱。Brandons柔軟,平庸的whimps——但是他們很自大的好像是最聰明的,最和世界上最酷的人。只有他們不是。他們甚至不是最好的吸!Brandons基本上是平庸的,除了他們在維持一個龐大的不勞而獲的是最好的自我。
Brandon is a name for a55h0les. Brandons are soft, mediocre whimps - but they are SO cocky like they are the smartest, toughest and coolest people in the world...only they aren't. They aren't even the best at sucking! Brandons are basically mediocre at everything except they are the best at maintaining a gigantic unearned ego.
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我在六年級的時候,在我的學校有一個小孩名叫布蘭登認為他是世界上最偉大的人就是因為每個人都叫他+ u2018The Ninga孩子。+ u2018朋克。
When I was in sixth grade, there was a kid named Brandon in my school who thought he was the greatest person in the world just because everyone called him "The Ninga Kid." What a punk.
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我知道五Brandons。其中四個是可怕的人,無視它,盡管我必須承認,起初我發現它們都可愛,他們最終被證明是真正的灌洗。
I know five Brandons. Four of them are horrible people and oblivious to it. While I must admit that I found them all likable at first, eventually they proved to be true douches.
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我見過所有這些家伙在我學校年到目前為止,我可以確認他們都是可怕的灌洗器的袋子
I have met all these guys throughout my school years so far and I can confirm they are all horrible douche bags
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如果你的名字布蘭登冷靜但布蘭登的灌洗,不能相信一個字母可以改變
If your names brendon your cool but Brandon's are douches. Can't believe what one letter can change
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我敢打賭每12歲耳朵粉碎的聲音在使命召喚是叫雅各,布蘭登和馬修
I bet every 12 year old with the ear shattering voice on Call of Duty is either named Jacob, Brandon or Matthew
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我不粗魯,但布蘭登是一個非常普通的名字。我知道很多人的名字,是的它聽起來像一個娘娘腔的名字。——幸運
I'm not being rude, but Brandon is a very plain name. I know a lot of people who have that name, and yeah it sounds like a douchey name. - Luckys
Brandon. like Travis's and Hunter's, they are guaranteed to have abused prescription drugs for a majority of their early 20's
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我知道這個名字的人,他們都是令人難以置信的令人討厭的和邪惡的。
I know to people with this name and they are both incredibly obnoxious and vile.
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