邁克(Mike)——歐美大多數笨蛋的名字

邁克(Mike)——歐美大多數笨蛋的名字在《歐美大多數笨蛋的名字》中排名第12名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

邁克歐美大多數笨蛋的名字在歐美大多數笨蛋的名字中排名第12名。

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我爸爸的名字是邁克,他粗魯的男孩。他剛離婚,娶了別人比他29歲。在婚禮他答應幫我把我的牛的公平,就像2周后他們在佛羅里達是飛行前2天公平這意味著他可以做到。但是他和他的妻子,UGGHHH

My dad's name is Mike and boy is he rude. He just got a divorce and married someone else who is 29 years younger than him. During the wedding he promised to help me get my cow to the fair. It was like 2 weeks after (they were in Florida-they're flight was 2 days before the fair which means he could make it). But he was out with his wife. UGGHHH

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經理在我的舊工作場所被任命為邁克和他是一個完整的混球Mcnozzleton約翰遜小,和一個非常意味著酒精。他總是和還是進入工作piss-ass醉了,但他是在良好的管理和成功了。

The manager at my old workplace was named Mike and he was a COMPLETE douchebag Mcnozzleton Johnson Jr, and a very mean alcoholic to boot. He would always (and still does) come into work piss-ass drunk, but he was in good with management and got away with it.

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在課堂上我坐在邁克。他是一個完整的沖洗,我恨他。BFF暗戀他,他看起來很好,很有趣,但是他是最糟糕的。我討厭賈斯汀這個名字,因為他坐在我另一邊,然后邁克。——Cutiegirl123更糟糕

I sit next to a Mike in class. He is a complete douche and I hate him. My BFF has a crush on him. He does look good, and is funny, but he is the worst. I hate the name Justin too, because he sits on the other side of me and is worse then Mike. - Cutiegirl123

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我有一個同事叫邁克,他的部門領導設計師。他認為自己是上帝的禮物創意和設計,有一個可愛的狗,他在《星球大戰》裝扮服裝,游行他在辦公室就像西敏寺犬展。我不認為他知道如何關掉他的電腦。- techwizard

I have a co-worker named Mike, he's the dept. lead for the designers. He thinks he's god's gift to creative and design, has a cute dog that he dresses up in a star wars costume and parades him all around the office like he's the Westminster Dog Show. I don't think he knows how to shut off his computer. - techwizard

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邁克總是說他是一個真正的好男人,需要很多讓他心煩意亂。實際上,邁克對每件事都變得很生氣,變成一個超級沖洗。因此,他總是表現得像一個沖洗。

Mike always says he's a really nice guy and that it takes a lot to get him upset. In reality, Mike gets pissed off about everything and turns into a super douche. Therefore, he's always acting like a douche.

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邁克認為他什么都知道,很快讓你知道大聲。他缺乏智慧,他試圖掩蓋與原油幽默。總混球。

Mike thinks he knows EVERYTHING and is quick to let you know in a loud voice. What he lacks in intellect, he attempts to cover up with crude humor. Total douchebag.

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每個人都他媽的閉嘴. .只是因為這些人灌洗,他們仍然可能灌洗器并不意味著他們的名字是douchy只是意味著人格的人是一個巨大的和徹底的混球。

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP... just because these people were douches and they still might be douches doesn't mean that their name is douchy is just means the personality of the person is a HUGE AND TOTAL UTTER douchebag.

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惱人的潮人匹配他的喬丹鞋的與每一個襯衫但買不起午餐5.美元作為你證明他錯了,他帶著他的球,所以沒有人可以回家。

Annoying hipster who matches his Jordan shoe's with every shirt but can't afford lunch over $5.As you prove him wrong he takes his ball and goes home so no one can play.

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我一生中所有的話筒被神經病感到震驚,除了我的絕對最好的朋友。他是聰明,但是不吹牛。善良,但整體一個了不起的人。不是假的

All the Mikes in my life have been psychos EXCEPT for my absolute best friend. He is intelligent, but does not brag. Kind, but not fake. Overall an amazing person

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邁克是混球的類固醇,需要selfies在健身房的鏡子,然后在第三人稱自己所有的時間,“你小子”或“鐵麥克”。

Mike is the douchebag who takes steroids, takes selfies of himself in the gym mirror, then refers to himself in third person all the time as 'your boy' or 'Iron Mike'.