查克·諾理斯(Chuck Norris)——歐美世界十大最酷的人

查克諾理斯(Chuck Norris)——歐美世界十大最酷的人在《歐美世界十大最酷的人》中排名第4名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

查克諾理斯歐美世界十大最酷的人在歐美世界十大最酷的人中排名第4名。

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查克·諾理斯評論:對蜘蛛的恐懼被稱為蜘蛛恐懼癥。害怕狹小空間稱為幽閉恐怖癥的恐懼。查克·諾理斯稱為logicChuck諾里斯投擲了一顆手榴彈,造成50人死亡之前。它甚至exploded.Chuck諾里斯拿橘子從一棵蘋果樹,讓最好的檸檬水你曾經tastedChuck諾里斯是如此強大,他是賈斯汀BieberWhen僵尸發生免疫,查克·諾理斯并不試圖生存。僵尸doChuck諾里斯可以穿過刀與熱butterChuck諾里斯感冒了,扔了所以困難斯大林和他的斷了3根肋骨

Chuck Norris Review:A fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. A fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia. A fear of Chuck Norris is called logicChuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people... Before it even exploded.Chuck Norris can grab an orange from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tastedChuck Norris is so powerful that he is immune to Justin BieberWhen a zombie apocalypse happens, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies doChuck Norris can cut through a knife with hot butterChuck Norris caught a cold and threw it off so hard it hit Stalin and broke 3 of his ribs

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耶穌可以在水上行走,查克·諾理斯也可以,在陸地上游泳。他空手道,在電影中,名為Awesomesauce有自己的星系,恒星包括不可阻擋的名字、神奇和不可思議的。這包括行星叫做壯觀的,著名的,壞的,迷人的和可怕的。同時,世界已經不再承認查克·諾理斯的精彩,并把他的名字放在每個記錄的每一頁書印刷。我提到,他還沒有吃過麥當勞嗎?他吃麥當勞。

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can too- and swim on land. He does karate, is in movies, has his own galaxy called Awesomesauce, stars including the names of Unstoppable, Amazing and Magical. This includes planets called Spectacular, Famous, Bad***, Enchanting and Scary. Also, the world has ceased to recognize Chuck Norris's awesomeness and put his name on every page of every Record Book ever printed. Did I mention that he still hasn't eaten from McDonald's yet? He EATS McDonalds instead.

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我還沒有見過他在《敢死隊》2,但所有的模因和維基百科,可能會發現這家伙只是純粹的棒。

I haven't seen him in anything but the Expendables 2, but with all the memes and Wikipedia, one may find this guy is just pure awesome.

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查克·諾理斯使泛大陸解體,他破壞了龐貝的大喊大叫。他創造了颶風打噴嚏。他使地震運出,大腳怪是查克·諾理斯胡子拉碴。《泰坦尼克號》的一個真實的故事發生在查克·諾理斯觸動了一艘船。

Chuck Norris caused Pangea to break apart. And he caused the destruction of Pompeii by shouting. He creates hurricanes by sneezing. He makes earthquakes by carting. Bigfoot is Chuck Norris unshaven. Titanic a true story of what happened when Chuck Norris touched a boat.

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人能說盲文,游泳在陸地上,狠狠的踢人,相信這不是黃油,和從一個蘋果中選擇桔子樹,讓神奇的檸檬水的名單上應該更高。

Someone who can speak Braille, swim on land, roundhouse kick people with his mind, can believe it's not butter, and pick oranges from an apple tree and make amazing lemonade out of it should be higher on this list.

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如果你不喜歡他,他會狠狠的踢你在F + u2018N臉!這就是為什么我的朋友的臉是F + u2018D,他討厭查克+ u2018The棒MOTHERF + u2018ER + u2018 And.I諾里斯。F + u2018N愛。。年代+ u2018T。離開。他。

If you don't like him, he will roundhouse kick you in the F"N FACE! That is why my friends face is F"D up, he hates Chuck "The AWESOME MOTHERF"ER" Norris. And.I. F"N, Love. The. S"T. Outta. Him.

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查克·諾理斯已經75歲了,這些天對他的愚蠢的政治比男子氣概。他可能是酷,與其說這些天. .

Chuck Norris is 75 years old and is known these days more for his goofy politics than anything macho. He may have been cool at one time, these days not so much...

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誰把這個白癡了?他甚至不屬于名單上,更不用說排名第四。對不起,酷首先必須聰明。

Who put this idiot on here? He doesn't even belong on the list, let alone at number four. Sorry, to be cool you first have to be smart.

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我不明白為何查克·諾理斯低于耶穌。相信耶穌和他有1本書,但小雞諾里斯。29日電影

I don't understand how chuck Norris is lower than jesus. Sure jesus has 1 book with him in it but chick Norris's. Has 29 movies

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他是空手道和kickbox主,他好跳舞踢富特,具有良好的旋轉踢。

He is karate and kickbox master, his good dancing kicking foote, and have good rotate kick.