杰克和夢幻島海盜(Jake and the Never Land Pirates)——歐美最差迪斯尼頻道節目

杰克和夢幻島海盜(Jake and the Never Land Pirates)——歐美最差迪斯尼頻道節目在《歐美最差迪斯尼頻道節目》中排名第16名。當投票JtNP和MMCH之間,我選擇了這個。為什么?只是把彼得潘世界的恥辱。我有很多問題他們從不解釋…喜歡…為什么鉤子船長船員不見了,取而代之的是兩個p唱歌嗎?為什么胡克船長甚至追逐杰克首先?...

杰克和夢幻島海盜歐美最差迪斯尼頻道節目在歐美最差迪斯尼頻道節目中排名第16名。

當投票JtNP和MMCH之間,我選擇了這個。為什么?只是把彼得潘世界的恥辱。我有很多問題他們從不解釋…喜歡…為什么鉤子船長船員不見了,取而代之的是兩個p唱歌嗎?為什么胡克船長甚至追逐杰克首先?為什么依奇有無限的仙塵嗎?為什么他們的術語+ u2018in應急+ u2018當他們即將失去,不能除了F損失一次?更不用說這些問題使每一集可預測的。顯示了孩子,克服自己。他們讓狼人難堪的事件+ u2018Jake狼+ u2018。加上小孩子不應該介紹給小狼人在迪斯尼!但是我想成為一個狼人或日期,這樣他就可以把我變成一個狼人很酷!杰克應該保持這樣。史高麗有一個煩人的聲音,為什么彼得·潘的朋友怎么會跟那滴滴答答的鱷魚嗎?激情風暴鱷魚應該是一個惡性鱷魚誰愿意吃胡克船長,和一些古怪的人,他們不是朋友最好的朋友是一位仙女哦,這是塞爾達從何而來,依奇有時很煩人。同樣,為什么他們自己生活在一個無人看管的海盜船,被成熟的男人追逐可能試圖謀殺他們是誰?他們的父母在哪里?他們放棄了還是什么?——不和

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When voting between either J&tNP and MMCH, I chose this. Why? It just puts disgrace in the Peter Pan world. And I have so many questions they never explain... Like... Why is Captain Hooks crew gone and replaced with two singing p*****? Why is Captain Hook even chasing Jake in the first place? Why does Izzy have infinite pixie dust? WHY IS THEIR TERM OF "in case of emergencies" WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO LOSE AND CAN'T EXCEPT F****** LOSS FOR ONCE? Not to mention these problems make every episode pre

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When voting between either JtNP and MMCH, I chose this. Why? It just puts disgrace in the Peter Pan world. And I have so many questions they never explain... Like... Why is Captain Hooks crew gone and replaced with two singing p*****? Why is Captain Hook even chasing Jake in the first place? Why does Izzy have infinite pixie dust? WHY IS THEIR TERM OF "in case of emergencies" WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO LOSE AND CAN'T EXCEPT F****** LOSS FOR ONCE? Not to mention these problems make every episode predictable.

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顯示了孩子,克服自己。

It's a show for kids, get over your self.

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他們讓狼人難堪的事件+ u2018Jake狼+ u2018。加上小孩子不應該介紹給小狼人在迪斯尼!但是我想成為一個狼人或日期,這樣他就可以把我變成一個狼人很酷!杰克應該保持這樣。史高麗有一個煩人的聲音,為什么彼得·潘的朋友怎么會跟那滴滴答答的鱷魚嗎?激情風暴鱷魚應該是一個惡性鱷魚誰愿意吃胡克船長,和一些古怪的人,他們不是朋友最好的朋友是一位仙女哦,這是塞爾達從何而來,依奇有時很煩人。同樣,為什么他們自己生活在一個無人看管的海盜船,被成熟的男人追逐可能試圖謀殺他們是誰?他們的父母在哪里?他們放棄了還是什么?——不和

They made werewolves look bad in the episode "Jake the Wolf". Plus little kids shouldn't even be introduced to werewolves on DISNEY JR! But I would wanna be a werewolf or date one so he could turn me into one. Werewolves are cool! Jake shoulda stayed that way. And Scully has an annoying voice. And why the heck is Peter Pan FRIENDS with Tick Tock Croc? Tick Tock Croc is supposed to be a vicious crocodile who wants to eat Captain Hook, not be friends with some weirdo who's best friend is a fairy (OH, so that's where Zelda came from) and Izzy is annoying at times. Also, why are they living on an unattended pirate ship by themselves, getting chased by grown men who are probably trying to murder them? Where are their parents? Were they abandoned or something? - Discord

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仙塵deus-ex-machi-na。我想我可能會說,這是一個孩子表演。,我真的不喜歡它。只是,對不起。

Pixie Dust is a deus-ex-machi-na. I guess I could say, it's a kids show. And, I really don't like it. Just, sorry. :(

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是電影《彼得·潘的恥辱和海盜!我的意思是,我知道這是一個孩子,但是胡克船長應該是邪惡的!我記不清有多少次他站在他們!他的血腥,其余的虛張聲勢的船員嗎?小孩子不能海盜在第一時間!和什么+ u2018Yo Ho !+ u2018嗎?我看過所有的加勒比海盜電影,唯一一次我記得這些話是當他們唱+ u2018Pirates生活對我來說+ u2018船夫曲。我永遠不會理解,在顯示他們幫助人們嗎?什么?+ u2018Pirate + u2018一般意味著竊取。這些天有孩子顯示了什么?

Tis a disgrace to the film Peter Pan and pirates in general! I mean, I know it's a kids show and all, but Captain Hook is supposed to be evil! I lost count how many times he sided with them! And where's the rest of his bloody, swashbuckling crew? Little kids can't be pirates in the first place! And what's with the "Yo Ho! " All the time? I've watched all the Pirates of the Carribean movies, and the only time I recall those words is when they sing the "Pirates Life For Me" chantey. I will never understand, in that show they help people? What? "Pirate" in general means to steal. What have kids shows gotten to these days?

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我鄙視這個節目還有幾個其他人因為他們變態背后的歷史主題。例如,一群孩子被海盜嗎?Mmkay海盜被疏遠了。把別人的東西?Mmkay。一個成年男子被一群孩子瞞騙和突破?Mmkay。節目的另一個例子是一集一個典型的毛皮穿澳元是受雇于胡克船長抽搐Toc鱷魚“陷阱”,但杰克說服他停止爭論,+ u2018抽搐Toc橫不僅東西胡克船長說。+ u2018胡克船長時,然而,在多種情況下,胡克船長,只是說,箍住在叢林里,當鱷魚襲擊他。我真的感到很抱歉胡克船長,和加勒比海盜。

I despise this show along with a couple of others because of how they pervert the history behind the topic matter. For example, a bunch of toddlers being pirates? Mmkay. Pirates being alienated for taking others' things? Mmkay. A grown man being outwitted and outmanned by a bunch of toddlers? Mmkay. Another example of the show is one episode in which a stereotypical pelt wearing Aussie is hired by Captain Hook to 'trap' Tic Toc Croc, but Jake convinces him to cease and desist with the argument, " Tic Toc Cros only does stuff to Captain Hook when Captain Hook is mean first.", however, in multiple cases, Captain Hook with just be, say, waling in the jungle, when the crocodile attacks him. I honestly feel sorry for Captain Hook, and Caribbean pirates in general.

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好我不記得如果我做出任何評論,反應過度這樣的節目,但是如果我做哦,無論如何我都不打擾到迪斯尼初級因為它不是我的年齡。然而我漫游對新的迪斯尼頻道,因為渠道應該是針對青春期前和青少年。在我看來很多青少年和一些青春期前沒有喜歡迪斯尼頻道在很長一段時間因為迪斯尼頻道的質量下降了。——Anonymousxcxc

Okay I don't remember if I made any comments that overreacted to a show like this, but if I did then oh well. Anyways I don't even bother going onto Disney Junior because it's not for my age group. However I do ramble on about new Disney Channel because that channel is supposed to be targeted for pre-adolescents and adolescents. As far as I'm concerned a lot of adolescents (and some pre-adolescents) haven't liked Disney Channel in a long time because Disney Channel really has gone down in quality. - Anonymousxcxc

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我被迫看這個. .厭惡。我很驚訝,沒有人還綜述了。首先,鯊鯊和骨頭可能是創造性的,但是,這并不能免除他們最差的歌手夢幻島的這一邊。其次,他們改變了迪斯尼的一個孩子最好的壞人跟蹤狂和. .關懷…Compassonite…人。第三,如果杰克和他+ u2018amazing船員+ u2018曾經輸了,他們會喜歡+ u2018WE要正確選項PETA鍋+ u2018。不。接受損失,你小twerps.Finally,還有杰克。杰克是馬蒂蘇。這意味著他的一個角色,沒有弱點,無限的知識,和純athlectic技能,一個成年MAN.Unhonorable提到競爭對手包括Bucky海盜船,胡克船長的未婚夫的笑話,動畫,愚蠢地命名地點,…我的意思是,趕快這不是壞!我的意思是,字符是煩人的,但至少他們是真正的人!我認為這個節目有史以來最糟糕的迪斯尼節目。除了矮子McShorts短褲

I am forced to watch this... ABOMINATION. I'm surprised no one has reviewed yet. First off, Sharky and Bones may be creative, but that does not excuse them for being the worst singers this side of Neverland. Second, they changed one of Disney's best villains in a child stalker and A... Caring... Compassonite... Person. Third off, if Jake and his "amazing crew" ever lose, they'll be like "WE'RE GONNA SET TINGS RIGHT PETA PAN". No. Accept loss, you little twerps.Finally, there's Jake. Jake is a Marty Sue. That means he's a character that has no weaknesses, infinite knowledge, and pure athlectic skill that rivals a GROWN MAN.Unhonorable mentions include Bucky the Pirate Ship, Captain Hook's fiance' the jokes, the animation, the stupidly named locations,... I mean, SHAKE IT UP isn't this bad! I mean, the characters are annoying, but at least they are real people!I deem this show the worst Disney show ever. (Besides Shorty McShorts Shorts)

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我討厭這個節目。這是我見過的最愚蠢的事!我希望有一天他們的船下沉,他們都死。哈哈!小房間是一個脂肪海盜癡迷于地圖,依奇是一個討厭的女孩,有一個無限供應的仙塵,即使他們必須在緊急情況下使用它。這惱人的鳥說話。然后是杰克,誰應該只是痛苦的死去,因為他是如此愚蠢。

I HATE THIS SHOW. IT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! I hope that some day their ship sinks and they all die. LOL! Cubby is a fat pirate obsessed with maps, Izzy is an annoying girl that has an unlimited supply of pixie dust, even though they have to use it in emergencies. They have this annoying talking bird. And then there is Jake, who should just die a painful death be cause he is sooo stupid.

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多拉的一種船。令人毛骨悚然的鉤繼續。至于如何給寫作,就好像他們是試圖通過所有的籃球——有孩子好計算物品為什么?是誰給他們?上演了一場觀眾參與拉多拉,非自發運動會議+ u2018ok大家伸出你的手臂,我和飛!喝+ u2018,扣籃鉤。

It's Dora on a ship. Kind of creepy how Hook keeps going after them. As for give writing, it's as if they were trying to good through all the hoops -- have kids count the doubloons (why? Who's giving them to them? ), have staged audience participation a la Dora, have nonspontaneous movement sessions ("ok everybody, stick your arms out with me and fly! "), and dunk Hook in the drink.