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大多數美國人都喜歡在秋天的每個周末看這項運動,這是美國體育迷最重要和最重要的體育比賽。比賽很有趣。美國主要喜歡看這些愚蠢的比賽
Most Americans loves watching this sport every weekend in the fall, most important and most important sport games for sports fans in America to watch. Games are fun to watch. USA mainly loves watching these stupid games.
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首先,這個名字甚至不合適,是一群胖子每隔12秒就停下來看媽媽,而且,把一個球放到一個5000平方英尺的長方形里并不難
First, the name is not even appropriate. It is a bunch of fat guys who stop every 12 seconds to go see their mom. Also, it isn't hard getting a ball into a 5000 square feet rectangle.
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如何玩美式足球:1.隨機說出數字,并用“hut”這樣的詞;2.當你不在的時候表現得像個堅強的男孩3.拿到球,碰到別人我還需要說更多嗎
How to play American football : 1. Say random numbers along with words like "hut" 2. Act like a tough boy when your not 3. Get the ball and run into someonedo I need to say more
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足球只是一個借口,讓一群還在壁櫥里的同性戀男人互相拍打屁股,互相洗澡
Football is just an excuse for a bunch of homosexual men still in the closet to slap each other on the ass and shower with one another
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足球簡直就是人們為了一個甚至不是真球的球而互相沖撞!
Football is literally just people running into each other for a ball that isn't even a real ball!
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對玩家大發雷霆,粗暴地爭奪一個雞蛋。如此毫無意義又愚蠢
Roughly fight for an egg by raging against players. So pointless and stupid
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為忘乎所以的大眾提供無意識的鴉片劑
Mindless opiate for the oblivious masses.
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可怕的運動非常危險
Terrible sport very dangerous
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那些美國人玩他們的手,并稱之為足球。他們都是白癡
THOSE AmericanS PLAY WITH THEIR HANDS AND CALL IT FOOTBALL. THEY ARE ALL IDIOTS. - Disco_Pat
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英式足球好得多
English football = way better
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