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所以今天發生了這樣的事,我很尷尬,所以不管怎么說,我在戲劇課上,我們在練習啞劇。我們在做拔河意識,我們在練習面部表情和拉。我們做了一對一的練習,其中一個小組的人拉繩子對另一個人。我的孩子很大,我有我有信心打敗他。所以我使勁拉,我全身用力,我做得很好,但突然間我放屁,臉紅了,我放棄了力氣,讓孩子拉我。我被老師取笑,我只是坐在那里很尷尬
So this happened today and I am so embarrassed by it so anyway I was in my drama class and we were practicing pantomime. We were doing tug aware and we were practicing facial expressions and pulling. We did a one on one exercise where one of the people of the group pulled the rope against one other person. The kid I was vs was big and I had confidence that I would beat him. So I was pulling hard as I can I had my whole body pushing and I was doing pretty good but all this sudden I farted my face went bright red and I gave up my strength and let the kid pull me. I had my teacher teasing me about it and I was just sitting there so embarrassed
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有一次,我在學校里一聲不響,那時候……哦,不,我放屁太厲害了!我必須想出一個計劃,我不能讓我的聲望和聲譽在我面前崩潰,然后…平!我有一個計劃。我會在做的時候刮我的椅子,因為椅子發出的噪音比放屁大得多,這是真的!所以我試過了,你可以聽到一點屁。每個人都看著我,所以我又試著發出聲音來掩蓋懷疑…但這次沒有發出聲音…現在人們認為我是個白癡。不!現在我成了一個沒有名聲的失敗者,總是被罵得丟臉。-科福斯
Once, I was at school in complete silence and that was when...oh no...I had to fart so bad! I had to think of a plan, I couldn't let my popularity and reputation crumble before me, then...PING! I had a plan. I would scrape my chair while doing it because the chair makes a whole lot more noise then a fart, its true! So I tried that and you can hear a slight bit of the fart. everyone looked at me, so I tried to do the sound again to cover up the suspicion...but this time it didn't make the noise...now people think I'm an idiot..NOO! And now I'm a loser without a reputation and being humiliated at scold all the time. - Coreforce
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所以他們就因為一個屁就認為你是白癡?他們看起來更像白癡-Yoshi
So they just think you're the idiot because of a fart? They seem more like idiots - Yoshi
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好吧,我們都會放屁,但我們盡量堅持住,對吧?因為如果你只放過一個屁,你的名聲就已經毀了,這可能是非常危險的,因為你很容易失去你的聲望
Okay, we all get farts but we try to hold on as possible right? Because if you let only one fart go your reputation and your name is already destroyed, this can be dangerous as hell because you can easily lose your popularity. - AbdRahmanSalah
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我在小組里,我們在做些什么,然后我放屁。我小組里的每個人都從桌子上跑了出來,很快全班都因為這個小屁而出去了,我遇到了很大的麻煩。真的
I was in groups, and we were doing something, then I farted. Everyone in my group started out and ran away from the table, and soon the whole class was out over the small fart, and I got in huge trouble. True Story.
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有一次,我不小心在椅子上放屁。那天我午飯吃了烤豆子。我的老師坐在椅子上說:“哦,天哪,有人突然進來了。”然后他對我說:“我想你留下了一條線索。”
One time, I accidentally farted in a chair.I had had baked beans for lunch that day. My teacher sat in the chair and said "Oh, god, someone pop offed in here". And then he said to me: "I think you left a trail behind you".
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那你就尷尬了!所以請不要讓這些事情發生,否則你的生活就毀了!好吧,就這樣。我希望你喜歡這份名單,請告訴每個人!再見!
Then you will be Embarrassed! So please don't let those events happen or else your life is ruined! Well that's it. I hope you like this list and please tell everyone about it! So see ya!
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有個家伙來參加我朋友的生日聚會,他散布謠言說我放屁了。現在我這個年級90%的人都討厭我。—蠢貨
There is this guy who came at my friend's birthday party and he spread a false rumour that I farted. And now 90% people of my grade hate me. - TriggerTrashKid
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他們恨你是因為一個屁
They hate you because of a fart - Yoshi
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基本上,每個人都會說你很臭,女孩們會避開你,你要等到第二天,甚至一個星期才能和任何人說話
Basically, everybody will tell you stink, girls will avoid you, you won't be able to talk to anybody until the next day. Or even week.
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