站在全班同學面前勃起(Having an erection while standing in front of everyone in your whole class)——歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情

站在全班同學面前勃起(Having an erection while standing in front of everyone in your whole class)——歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情在《歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情》中排名第22名。 ...

站在全班同學面前勃起歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情在歐美在學校課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情中排名第22名。

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我經常隨機勃起，所以我想出了一個辦法確保沒人發現。把你的手插進口袋里，你就能感覺到你的陰莖穿過口袋的織物。只要把它壓下去，直到它消失。每次都管用

I get random erections a lot, so I devised a way to ake sure no one finds out. Stick your hands in your pockets and you will be able to feel your dick through the fabric of the pocket. Just press it down until it goes away. Works every time.

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我也是-弗雷迪·法茲比爾

me too - Freddy_Fazbear

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別看任何人。我是個男人，坐在一個位置上我就能勃起。當我被召喚，我的叮咚跳起來的時候，只要想想空虛

Don't look at anyone. I'm a guy and I can get an erection just from sitting in a position. When I'm called up and my ding dong springs up, just gotta think of emptiness

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這是課堂上可能發生的最尷尬的事情。如果發生在我身上，那將是我生命的終結

This is the most embarrassing thing that could happen in class. If that happened to me it would be the end of my life. Jk - DrayTopTens

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那會很尷尬，你班上的每個女生都會感到震驚，以為你愛上了她們！

That would be embarrising and Every female in your class would be shocked and think you fall in love with them!

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如果這件事發生在我身上，我會因余燼而死。因為我學校的孩子們永遠不會讓我忘記它。-海綿屋

I would die of emberrasment if this happened to me. Cause the kids in my school would never let me forget it. - Spongehouse

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我拉活頁夾時勃起了。我對活頁夾的拉鏈有癖好嗎？-TeamRocket747團隊

I had an erection while zipping up my binder.Do I have a fetish on binder zipping? - TeamRocket747

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所以你在性別上撒了謊，因為你的資料上說你是女性。-德雷頓斯

So you lied about your gender because on your profile it says that you are a female. - DrayTopTens

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哥們，這種事經常發生在我身上。我討厭那些女孩盯著你看

Dude this happens to me all the time. I HATE how the girls are just staring at you.

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我是個女孩，我很慶幸我不需要處理這種胡說八道的事情

I'm a girl and I am thankful I don't need to deal with that kind of nonsense. - XxembermasterxX

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