我該怎么照顧我的寵物土豆？(How do I take care of my pet potato?)——歐美十大最愚蠢的問題

我該怎么照顧我的寵物土豆？(How do I take care of my pet potato?)——歐美十大最愚蠢的問題在《歐美十大最愚蠢的問題》中排名第7名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

我該怎么照顧我的寵物土豆歐美十大最愚蠢的問題在歐美十大最愚蠢的問題中排名第7名。

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啊，我很高興你這么問。這是大多數土豆愛好者都在糾結的一個問題。只要確保定期給他換個籠子，給他喂足夠的小菜。我也建議給他一些羊毛，因為如果溫度太低，土豆就很難吃。~黃玉

Ah, I'm glad you asked that. It's an issue most potato enthusiasts struggle with. Just make sure to change his cage regularly and feed him plenty of Skittle. I would also advise some wool because potatoes struggle if the temperature is too low. ~Topaz

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你要把他洗洗干凈，給他鋪床，喂他水，然后他就會難聞，一周后，當他聞到臭味時，就應該把他趕出去了。—滑稽用戶

You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser

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一定要給他喂玉米餅，給他水，打掃他的家，帶他散步，向他表達無偏見的愛。當你想的時候，就把它交給老師。—羅斯韋斯萊

Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditinal love.And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it. - RoseWeasley

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你可以把它變成烤土豆/薯條/薯條/土豆泥。選擇是無限的-隨機數

You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless - Randomator

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你照顧好你的寵物土豆你怎么照顧你的寵物土豆啊！-瑪迪-巴斯特海默

you take care of your pet potato how you take care of your pet potato duh! -Maddie - PastelTheGamer

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就像喜歡其他土豆一樣

Just love it like you would any other potato.

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把它放進嘴里，咀嚼，然后咽下去。-臭鼬755

Put it in your mouth, chew it, then swallow it. - Skullkid755