你在一架即將墜毀的飛機上，那么飛機需要多長時間才能降落？((You‘re in an airplane which is going to crash) So how much time will it take for the airplane to come down?)——歐美臨死前最蠢的十件事

你在一架即將墜毀的飛機上，那么飛機需要多長時間才能降落？((You're in an airplane which is going to crash) So how much time will it take for the airplane to come down?)——歐美臨死前最蠢的十件事在《歐美臨死前最蠢的十件事》中排名第5名。 ...

你在一架即將墜毀的飛機上那么飛機需要多長時間才能降落歐美臨死前最蠢的十件事在歐美臨死前最蠢的十件事中排名第5名。

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我們精選了部分網友觀點：

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“女士們，先生們，我是你們的機長。請走到座位上系好安全帶；我們大約10分鐘后就下來了。”砰“呃……等5分鐘吧。”

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."BOOM"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."

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女士們先生們，我是你們的機長。請走到座位上系好安全帶，我們大約10分鐘后就要著陸了。請等5分鐘

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seats and fasten your seatbelts; we will be landing in about 10 minutes.BOOMUh... Make that 5 minutes.

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我們離森林越來越近了

We are getting very close to the forest...

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真的，為什么要耽擱？-基特瑞斯努

Really, why the delay? - Kiteretsunu

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嗯。大約10納秒。-孔特拉欣蘇努

Umm. About 10 nanoseconds. - kontrahinsunu

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你沒有一個手表傻瓜嗎？—自然美

Don't you have a watch dumbass?. - Nateawesomeness