艾爾莎蹩腳的冰的力量(Elsa‘s Lame Ice Powers)——歐美冰凍的十大原因

艾爾莎蹩腳的冰的力量(Elsa's Lame Ice Powers)——歐美冰凍的十大原因在《歐美冰凍的十大原因》中排名第44名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

艾爾莎蹩腳的冰的力量歐美冰凍的十大原因在歐美冰凍的十大原因中排名第44名。

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愛德華說真的，艾爾莎？你有超能力，漢斯王子就要用一把劍殺了你…對付一個有冰的超能力的女孩，你選擇了一個相當蹩腳的武器。我說的對嗎？你為什么不反擊？你為什么讓安娜替你干這些臟活？艾爾莎，這不是很明顯嗎？我只有這些冰的力量來炫耀。我不想打架弄臟我的手。我只是被創造成一個女孩的偶像，這樣全世界的女孩都會吻我的手，把我當上帝一樣對待。讓它去吧..愛德華，如果我再聽到那首歌..艾爾莎好的。天啊..還有，為什么我要保護自己，如果我可以凍結我妹妹的心，她可以來救我，當我的魔法即將殺死她？我說得對嗎？愛德華

Edward Seriously, Elsa? You have super powers and prince hans is about to kill you with only a sword... Pretty lame weapon of choice against a girl with ice powers. Am I right? Why didn't you fight back? Why do you make Anna do all the dirty work for you? Elsa Well isn't it obvious? I only have these ice powers to show off. I don't want to fight and get my hands dirty. I was just created as a girl's icon so that girls all over the world would kiss my hand and treat me like a God.Let it go...Edward If I hear that song one more time... Elsa Ok ok ok. Jeez... And besides, why should I protect myself if I can just freeze my sister's heart and she could come rescue me when my magic is about to kill her?Am I right? Edward

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火的力量更好。冰可以融化。等等，熔巖更好！達斯·維達會在沒有任何武器的情況下殺死她。原力。它能阻止一切，能把她掐死，把她扔下懸崖

A fire power would be better. Ice can melt. Wait, lava is even better!Darth Vader will kill her without any weapon.The Force. It stops everything and can choke her and throw heroff a cliff.

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我是艾爾莎。我有個問題。漢斯想用劍殺死你，你為什么不用冰的力量對付他？對于像你這樣的超級強者來說，選擇武器真是太差勁了。艾爾莎，我為什么要這么做？我…因為他要殺了你。艾爾莎，你覺得我像個戰士嗎？我不是零度以下的。非常感謝。我是一個迪斯尼女王，她不想讓自己的手沾滿鮮血和血跡。我是說！我是一個5歲女孩的偶像。我，但你可以凍結他。你不必完成他像零度以下在凡人戰斗X。沒有人告訴你把你的手弄臟。我只是，也許其他凍結的仇恨想知道為什么你只是把你的背對他，不捍衛自己。艾爾莎嗯…為什么如果我能凍住我妹妹的心…為了戲劇效果…這樣…更多的話…我應該干掉他嗎

Me Elsa. I have a question.Why did you not use your ice powers against Hans when he tried to kill you with only a sword? Pretty lame choice of weapon for a super powerful being like you. Elsa Um, why should I?Me Um... because he was about to slay you.Elsa Do I look like a fighter to you? I am NOT Sub Zero thank you very much. I am a Disney Queen who does not want to get her hands dirty with Gore and Blood.I mean DUH! I am an over popular icon for 5 year old girls.Me But you could have just Frozen him. You did not have to Finish Him like Sub Zero in Mortal Combat X.Nobody is telling you to get your hands dirty. I just and probably other Frozen Haters want to know why you just turned your back on him and would not defend yourself. Elsa Well... why should I finish him off if I could just freeze my little sister's heart... For the Drama affect ... So that ... more

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我那個脾氣暴躁的鄰居是個癡迷于冰凍的弱智女孩。她認為自己有冰的力量，但她沒有

My bratty neighbor is a retarded girl obsessed with Frozen. She thinks she has ice powers, but she doesn't.

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我寧愿有空中異能或火之異能。我以前喜歡冰之異能，但既然冰凍存在，它就毀了我冰之異能的想法——米爾普凡

I rather have air powers or fire powers. I used to love ice powers, but since Frozen exists, It ruined the idea of ice powers for me - MLPFan

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她只會用她的超能力讓人們遠離她，而不是在和漢斯戰斗時。令人失望。-超能力女孩10

She only uses her powers for keeping people away from her, and not when fighting Hans. Disappointing. - Powerfulgirl10

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打電話給阿納金·天行者，歐比-萬·克諾比，維納多級殲星艦，所有的炮兵都以艾爾莎為目標！

Call up Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, and the venator class star destroyers and all batteries target Elsa!