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我給榮譽的人設法生存下來看,從質量事件沒有哭。歌曲的主題是一些混音+美聯社和唯一的詞是他們的可怕的名字“崩潰”和“伯恩斯坦”。這是完全不好笑過頭到在笑。主要人物都是叛逆和性別刻板。木偶看上去像一個拒絕提線木偶,它顯然成為最酷的孩子在學校。木偶是一個混蛋,得到他想要的一切,孩子就像他的世界上唯一的人主要來自一個家庭組成的女孩。他們用屁笑話和廁所幽默和迪士尼廣告它作為一個全新的真人喜劇。不要把你的時間浪費甚至想看一集,你會有一個更好的時間在德國看tellitubbies。難怪在17日的地方,這個節目只是運行一段時間。它仍然值得更高的名單上,甚至2日之后動搖起來。
I give kudos to anyone who manages to survive watching and episode without crying from the quality. The theme song is some remix/rap and the only words are their awful names 'Crash' and 'Bernstein'. It is absolutely not funny and overdoes it on the laugh tracks. The main characters are all bratty and gender stereotypical. The puppet looks like a rejected muppet and it apparently becomes the coolest kid in school. The puppet is a jerk and gets everything he wants, and the kid acts like he's the only person in the world who comes from a family largely consisting of girls. They use fart jokes and potty humour and Disney advertises it as a brand new live-action comedy. Don't waste your time trying to watch even one episode of this, you'll have a better time watching tellitubbies in German. No wonder it is on 17th place and the show's only been running for a little while. It still deserves to be even higher on this list though, possibly even 2nd after Shake It Up.
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Bernstien是他的姓氏。他的名字是懷亞特,雖然因為某些原因稱他Bernstien崩潰
Bernstien is his last name. His name is Wyatt, Though crash for some reason calls him bernstien
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我學習德語,看到赫拉克勒斯在德國確實難以理解但至少我可以很快撿起來。——Anonymousxcxc
I'm learning German and seeing Hercules in German is really hard to understand though at least I could pick it up quickly. - Anonymousxcxc
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IKR !我住在滿屋子的女孩和我不抱怨,雖然我有點想要一個小弟弟,Dashiefan
IKR! I live with a House full of girls and I'm not complaining, although I kinda want a little brother - Dashiefan
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這部劇只是個簡單。首先,介紹如此可怕我想挖我的眼睛,扯掉我的內耳。好的,現在我們覆蓋了可怕的介紹,時間進入細節主要課程:字符+ u2018plot + u2018,和所謂的喜劇。所有的字符都吸,我個人想打敗主角。情節是基于一個愚蠢荒謬的想法,和把它輕輕地,喜劇是無趣和過度使用的笑聲音軌只會讓事情變得更糟。這個節目試圖吸引年長的青少年與成人+ + u2018more u2018感覺,但這樣做使孩子和成人討厭它。大量的卡通節目把成人幽默之類的節目和你沒注意到,直到多年后,而這里他們試圖干擾任何原諒他們+ u2018adult幽默+ u2018下來你的喉嚨現在你開始看。
This show is just plain bad. First of all, the intro is so terrible I want to gouge my eyes out and rip out my inner ears. Ok, now we covered the terrible intro, time to get into the nitty gritty main course: the characters the "plot", and the so-called comedy. Well the characters all suck, and I personally want to beat the main character. The plot is based on a stupidly absurd idea, and the comedy is unfunny to put it lightly, and the overused laugh track only makes it worse. The show tries to appeal to older teenagers with its "more adult" feel, but in doing so it makes both kids and adults hate it. Tons of cartoon shows have put adult humor and stuff like that in their shows and you don't notice it until years after, whereas here they try to jam whatever excuse they have for "adult humor" down your throat the moment you start watching.
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有一些顯示我有預期,這不是其中之一。我會認真的給你一個獎,如果你能夠處理超過5分鐘的這個可怕的借口show.Where我甚至開始嗎?哦,讓我們開始這個節目完全是毫無意義的。趕快和螞蟻農場是可怕的,可怕的道德,但這個節目沒有whatsoever.The故事:一個孩子12歲可能來自一個家庭有很多姐妹沒有一個弟弟。他覺得對不起自己像人們希望他。他是一個自私的混蛋,他感覺自己對不起因為他的兄弟姐妹。然后,他的可取之處是一個惱人的拒絕提線木偶,他可能是最惱人的人物在迪斯尼now.He和+ u2018Crash + u2018天天做愚蠢的事情,猶如航海去一個小島和戰斗大腳怪是一些人的頭發。我facepalm指自己的星系與集,其他的沒有任何better.Quite…更多
There were some shows I had expectations for, this was not one of them. I would seriously give you an award if you can handle more than 5 minutes of this horrible excuse for a show.Where do I even begin? Oh, let's start with the fact that this show is completely pointless. Shake it Up and ANT Farm are awful and have terrible morals, but this show has NONE whatsoever.The story: A kid probably 12 years old comes from a a family with lots of sisters and not one brother. He feels all sorry for himself like people wish that on him. He's a selfish jerk who feels all sorry for himself because of his siblings. Then, his saving grace is an annoying reject Muppet who might be the single most annoying character on Disney now.He and "Crash" do asinine things everyday, like sailing off to an island and fighting Bigfoot who turns out to be some guy with a lot of hair. I facepalmed myself off the galaxy with that episode. And the other ones aren't any better.Quite ... more
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好的,首先,我想給這個節目一試,雖然很愛與廁所幽默情景劇,平淡的角色和乏味的情節,但是我說“不要從封面判斷一本書”我錯了,很wrong.So,這孩子懷亞特進入一個玩具店并創建這個木偶,他的名字崩潰,后來發現它還活著,可以談哇,我們還沒有見過!這看起來有點像挑剔的,但這并不是最困擾我的是什么,它's.First,幽默:它幾乎只是廁所幽默,只是總,不是有趣的,和努力總只是失敗太惡心,失敗在同一timeThen有趣,故事情節。他們只是愚蠢和缺乏創造力,該公司并不多,這是最糟糕的事情關于這個節目,表演和stereotypes.Amanda,很好,猜猜她是什么?她是一個勃朗黛。然后,你猜對了嗎?她是一個惱人的頑童,在電話上一整天!迪斯尼…更多——BMEG很有創意
Okay, at first, I wanted to give this show a try, even though pretty much loves making sitcoms with toilet humor, bland characters and bland plots, but I said 'Don't judge a book by its cover' I was wrong, very wrong.So, this kid Wyatt enters a toy shop and creates this puppet, he names it crash, it later turns out it's alive and can talk (Wow, we haven't seen that before! )Okay, that may seem a little like nitpicking, but that's not what bothers me the most, it's.First off, the humor: it's pretty much just toilet humor, just gross, not funny, and trying hard to be gross but just fails at being too gross and fails at being funny at the same timeThen, the plots. They're just stupid and uncreative, not much to sayNow, here are the worst things about this show, the acting and the stereotypes.Amanda, is well, guess what she is? She is a blondie. Then, you guessed it? She's an annoying brat that is on the phone all day! Very creative Disney ... more - BMEG
I've only seen part of an episode and I have to say, this show really sucks. First of all, whats Elmo doing on Disney? Really Disney, really? Is that what it's come to? Secondly, the intro is just horrible. So horrible I just want to jam my eyes out. All it the intro is is Crash rapping "CRASH AND BURN" then the fat kid saying "STIEN" over and over again. God, that's not rapping. Now let's talk about the show itself.. Basically about a kid with an all female family, thinks he's left out, and goes to some make a puppet place and makes Crash. He some how comes to like and agree to be brothers. Well, that's totally realistic. The sisters are just how all girls are. Especially the older sister. All she does is text and go out with friends. She doesn't even care about her family. In the episode, the older sister had to watch her younger siblings while her mom was gone. All she did was go out with a friend leaving the younger kids alone. Wow, what a lesson for kids! The jokes are horrible ... more
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這是迄今為止最糟糕的表演。一些男孩有3個姐妹,母親和父親發現這拒絕提線木偶,它變成了他的兄弟和他一起上學。認真呢?你想教孩子,他們會變得很酷,讓一些傀儡上學嗎?后來成為學校里最受歡迎的+ u2018kid + u2018。到底!你知道什么傀儡在現實生活中,自己能說嗎?也許這將會是一個好的cartoon.Character reviews-Bernstien:這孩子不能為他的生活。他是一個書呆子是很受歡迎,試著讓女孩主要人物在迪斯尼會做什么:++崩潰:就像我說的,他只是一個愚蠢的傀儡,應該是某種有趣的但他很煩人,他的聲音就爬我看起來他是一個傀儡,這意味著一些令人毛骨悚然的人必須控制him.Bernstiens妹妹:她哭的寵壞的頑童,得到了她想要的,是每一個小女孩disney.Bernstiens姐姐:…更多
This is by far the worst show. Some boy with 3 sisters, a mother and no father finds this rejected muppet and it becomes his brother and goes to school with him. Seriously? Are you trying to teach kids that they wil become cool for bringing some puppet to school? It later becomes the most popular "kid" in the school. What the heck! What puppet do you know in real life that can speak on its own? Maybe this would have been an okay cartoon.Character reviews-Bernstien: this kid couldn't act for his life. He is a nerd who is tryin to be popular and get girls (what else would a main character on disney do :/ )Crash: as I said, he's just a dumb puppet that's supposed to be some sort of funny but he's annoying and his voice just creeps me out. he's a puppet right, that means some creepy man must be controlling him.Bernstiens little sister: shes a spoilt brat that cries and gets what she wants, as is every little girl on disney.Bernstiens older sister: A ... more
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為什么迪斯尼可以如此愚蠢?崩潰和伯恩斯坦只有兩個詞,典型的和愚蠢。討厭,提線木偶像生物毀了俄勒岡州的整體形象!是什么這么好笑?是的,質量是可怕的!紫色的動作,說話時,你可以看到黑遷來支持它!和演員. .在電視上的時候,我的整個臉只有一個看起來自然,它叫做空白。我從來不笑的很的,會聽kidzbop如果我需要!Ps kidzbop風扇不好我仍然無法處理的憤怒在評論我的感情,我將發布更多關于我討厭這個節目,我希望迪斯尼在天堂會非常高興如果它結束。
Why can Disney be so stupid? Crash and Bernstein has only 2 words,Stereotypical and stupid. Hate that muppet like creature ruining the whole image of Oregon! And what is so funny? Yes, the quality is horrible! When ever that purple thing moves and talks, you can see the black sticks to support it move! And the actors... when it was on T.V., my whole face had only one natural look, and it's called blank. I never laughed in very bit of it and I would actually listen to kidzbop if I needed to! Ps not a kidzbop fan) well I still can't handle the anger in my feelings and I will be posting more comments about my hate of this show and I hope Walt Disney up in heaven will be ever so happy if it ends.
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