北方標準(Norm of the North)——歐美有史以來最差的動畫片

北方標準(Norm of the North)——歐美有史以來最差的動畫片在《歐美有史以來最差的動畫片》中排名第4名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

北方標準歐美有史以來最差的動畫片在歐美有史以來最差的動畫片中排名第4名。

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我們精選了部分網友觀點：

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這可能是有史以來最糟糕的一部電影了。情節是胡說八道的，幽默是難以置信的幼稚。這部電影中的每一個“笑話”都與身體機能有關，即使在20年前，這部動畫片最多也會是平庸的，更不用說2016年了，它還拍了一部更糟糕的續集，不知怎的，它又有了第三部電影，也是。雖然比前兩個好，但還是很糟糕。-卡洛福克斯34

This is probably the worst movie of all time. The plot is nonsense, the humor is incredibly juvenile (literally every "joke" in this movie is related to bodily functions), the animation would have been mediocre at best even two decades ago (let alone 2016), and it got a sequel (which was even worse).It somehow got a third movie, too. And while it's better than the first two, it's still pretty bad. - KalloFox34

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我認為《諾姆》絕對是一部很好的電影，可以作為一部電影中不該做什么的榜樣。從它本來就很低的預算中，拍下一幫俗氣的C榜名人，在老套的紐約城為你那些已經空洞的、沒有靈魂的、詭異的山谷人物配音，怎么樣？把它和一塊軟弱無力、酸溜溜的情節混在一起，可以說是一塊油炸、腐朽、腐爛的馬糞？好吧，你有完美的食譜，因為你剛剛創造了一個邪惡的可憎的東西，那就是標準！我再說一遍，別看這個。別想用這個作為懲罰！除非你想經歷一個挖眼睛，耳朵流血，苦，奶酪爆米花彈，這不是電影適合你！

I think that Norm is definitely a great movie to use as an example of what NOT TO DO in a film. Hailing from its already low budget, how about slap a bunch of cheesy, C list celebrities to voice your already hollow-headed, souless, uncanny valley characters, in the CLICHE CITY OF NEW YORK, NO LESS? Mix that in with a weak, sour plot that could be described as a deep fried, mutalated, decomposing piece of horse crap? Well, you got the perfect recipe, because you just created the unholy abomination that is Norm! I repeat, do NOT watch this. Dont even think of using this as punishment! Unless you want to experience an eye-gouging, ear-bleeding, bitter, cheesy popcorn flick, this is NOT the film for you!

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故事情節枯燥乏味，動畫片令人作嘔，角色不耐人尋味，想起來真的很痛苦，更別說看了

The plot is dull as anything, the animation is nauseating, and the characters are unlikeable and boring. Genuinely painful to think about, let alone watch.

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盡管這是新的，但還是很糟糕。故事中關于去紐約的故事情節是可行的，如果角色是真實的，而不是愚蠢的。cgi動畫看起來像電影是直接到dvd的，是在1996年發行的。這部電影本來是直接視頻的，但在最后一刻才在電影院上映，原因是為什么這部電影唯一的優點是1。羅布·施耐德2。這部電影只賺了500-700萬美元，3。這部電影太容易忘了。去看《功夫熊貓王3》或《動物園》吧

Even though this is new it was still really bad. The story's plot about going to ny would work, if the characters were realistic and not stupid. The cgi animation looks like the movie was direct to dvd and was released in 1996. This movie was going to be direct to video but it was released in theaters at the last minute, cause why not. The only good things about this movie is 1. Rob Schneider 2. The movie only made 5 - 7 million bucks and 3. That it is forgettable. Go watch king fu panda 3 or zootopia instead of this.

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你想知道這部電影有多糟糕嗎？羅布·施耐德是這部電影的明星。羅布·施耐德是這部電影的明星。羅布·施耐德是這部電影的明星！

You want some perspective to how bad this movie is? Rob Schneider is the star of this film. ROB SCHNEIDER is the star of this film. ROB SCHNEIDER IS THE STAR OF THIS FILM!

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愚蠢的角色，糟糕的寫作，沒有幽默感，糟糕透頂的故事，丑陋的動畫。我需要繼續下去。我寧愿看情感片，也不愿看這部垃圾片，因為至少那部電影有一些像樣的視覺效果。這部電影一無所有。當外面零下40度時，為什么有人想住在北極？

Stupid characters, terrible writing, no humour, god-awful story, ugly animation. Need I go on. I rather watch the emoji movie than this piece of crap because at least that movie has some decent visuals. This movie has nothing. Why would anyone want to live in the arctic when it's minus 40 degrees outside?

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這部電影在某些方面是可以的。讓我來說說這部電影的利弊優點：奧林匹亞A她是個天才，通常對她媽媽和任何一位女士都是理智的代言人tableCons:動畫動畫是恐怖電影的天堂，它仍然很糟糕。有不尋常的鏡頭和角色的動作有時感覺快節奏，例如，格林先生被雇用時與諾姆跳舞的場景。一些角色通常很平淡，很少表現出個性特征。盡管我喜歡一些角色，比如奧林匹亞，也有我鄙視的角色，就是旅鼠和小鳥。旅鼠就在那里，只是簡單的替補角色，而鳥卻很煩人。我只希望他被槍斃了

The movie is some ways is ok. Lemme hand out the pros and cons of this movie.Pros:Olympia (A genius who is usually the voice of reason to her mom and norm)The Whatever lady (Relatable)Cons:Animation (Although the animation is the heaven of awful movies, it still sucks. There are unusual camera shots and the movement of the characters sometimes feel fast paced, for example, the scene where Mr Greene was dancing with norm when he got hired)Personalities (Some characters are usually very bland and show very little personality traits)Characters (Although I like some characters, like Olympia, there are characters which I despise, Which are the lemmings and bird. The lemmings are just there and are plain backup characters, while the bird is plain annoying. I just wish he was shot to pieces.

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這部電影還可以，如果電影的笑話都是關于便便幽默的，那就更好了。在其他動畫片和動畫片中，他們會時不時地開些便便笑話，但當一部劇或電影的喜劇部分坐在便盆幽默馬桶上時，它就糟透了

This movie is okay, it would be better if the movie's jokes was all about potty humor. On other animated shows and animated movies they would have potty jokes from time to time, but when the comedy parts of a show or movie is riding on a potty humor toilet, it's gonna suck.

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這很有趣，因為通常當一部電影上映的時候，會有一堆關于它是好是壞的爭論，但是當這部電影上映時，所有人都認為它很糟糕

It's funny, because usually when a movie gets released, there are a bunch of flame wars about whether it's good or not. But when this movie came out, everyone agreed that it was terrible.

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這部電影是怎么進電影院的？原計劃直接發行DVD，但有人認為這部電影必須在電影院上映

How the hell did this movie manage to get into theaters? It was originally planned for a direct-to-DVD release, but someone thought that this movie just had to be in theaters.