約瑟夫泰蒂(Joseph Teti)——歐美十佳生存專家

約瑟夫泰蒂(Joseph Teti)——歐美十佳生存專家在《歐美十佳生存專家》中排名第17名。我們精選了部分網友觀點： ...

約瑟夫泰蒂歐美十佳生存專家在歐美十佳生存專家中排名第17名。

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大家好，我是JT。首先感謝你們所有人的投票。向你們致敬。我現在只想說實話-你們知道我不是真正的幸存者，我沒有真正的技能。所以我想告訴你們我能活下來的原因是我戴的手表。這只表太棒了，它能生火，使庇護-昨晚它為我做了晚餐。這只表實際上是我在電視上的雙重身體。我不是射殺鹿或刺殺豬的人。那是我的表。這個季節我和我的手表計劃教馬特很多東西-所以請收看，我的表欣賞它

Hi people- This is JT. First thanks to all of you for the votes. SALUTE to you all. I just want to be honest at this point - as you know I am not really a survivalist, and I have no real skills. So I wanted to tell you all the reason I can survive is the watch I wear. This watch is amazing, it builds fire, makes shelter-- last night it cooked me dinner. This watch is actually my body double on T.V.. I was not the one who shot the deer, or stabbed the pig. That was my watch. This season my watch and I plan on teaching Matt many things - so please tune in, my watch appreciates it.

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哦，聽著-我現在出名了-精神病患者魯吉奧先生-聽起來像是維加斯酒廊的表演-嘿，這是個主意-打電話給將軍，告訴他我需要一些維加斯聯系人。告訴他我的卡車也臟了。然后我們就可以在賭場里“生存”了。服務員服務，將軍不必擔心。嘿，太完美了-他們不會讓你在賭場里生火，所以沒人會知道。沒有洞可以跳進去，但是有很多假胸脯，有的有獎章，有的沒有。嗨，你告訴喬你發明了拉爾夫嗎？那是怎么回事？要我告訴他嗎？我可以叫拉爾夫把它給他---

Oh look- I am now famous - the "psychotic Mr Ruggio" - sounds like a Vegas lounge act - hey that's an idea - Call the general, tell him I need some Vegas contacts. Tell him my truck is dirty also. Then we can go "survive" in a casino. Waitress service, no sweat for the general. Hey its perfect - they don't let you make fire in the casino, so no one will know. No holes to jump in, but lots of fake chests, some with medals, some without. Hi EK, did you tell Joe you invented Ralph? How did that go over? Want me to tell him? I can ask Ralph to break it to him ---

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我的英雄——約瑟夫·泰蒂——9/11事件發生后，我們公眾有很多不眠之夜。我們的生活方式受到了威脅。但是喬·泰蒂讓我們很多人放松下來，確保拉斯維加斯干凈。知道有這樣的人來屠宰被稱為“土”的龍，這是一種安慰。事實證明，當泰蒂先生鼓吹要訓練一場戰斗時，他并不是一個鼓吹參加戰斗。只是大量射擊無生命物體。問他9/11事件后他在哪里-問他-我給他這個-他肯定能跑

My Hero -joseph teti- right after 9/11 we the public had a lot of sleepless nights with worry. Our way of life was threatened. But Joe teti put many of us at ease, making sure Las Vegas was clean. It was a comfort knowing such men existed to slay the dragon known as dirt. Turns out while Mr Teti preaches to train for a fight, he is not an advocate of entering a fight. Just a lot of shooting inanimate objects. Ask him where he was after 9/11- ask him - I'll give the man this - he sure can run.

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我想你已經掌握了竅門！既然模仿是最偉大的奉承形式，我很受寵若驚。我想糾正你，這個節目的頭條只有一個人，我沒有同臺，你看，我是個藝術家。順便說一句，醫院已經倒閉了，這不是休假-我逃了出來。哈哈-是的，免費的，我是免費的-門票是3.5美元，至少兩杯酒。看所有細節。花6個月的時間來趕上我-哈哈-是的，我還在笑，你好嗎？哈哈

I think you are getting the hang of it! Now since imitation is the greatest form of flattery, I am flattered. I do want to correct you, this show headlines one person only, I share no stage- I am an artist you see. The hospital is down state by the way, and it is not a furlough- I have escaped. Ha ha- yes free, I am free - and tickets are $3.50 with a two drink minimum. See its all in the details. Take you bout 6 months to catch up to me- haha- yes I am still laughing, how you doing? Haha

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好吧，泰蒂先生在電視上展現出驚人的才華。我對他在任何情況下都能保持冷靜和專注的能力印象深刻。他似乎受過訓練，喜歡槍械，這真的很酷也很強硬。如果我知道他新節目的名字，我就可以開始重新品牌化的過程了。與zippo手表的搭配，這把刀夠了陰影需要時間來控制，請不要讓我有懸念-咯咯咯咯寶貝-喬“小雞”泰蒂好了，我們要玩游戲了

Ok Mr teti displays amazing talents on T.V.. I am quite impressed by his ability to stay calm and focused in all situations. He seems trained and gravitates toward firearms, which is really cool and tough. IF ONLY I KNEW THE NAME OF HIS NEW SHOW so I could start the re-branding process. The tie in to the zippo watch, the sre-enough knife and the shades takes time to take hold, please don' keep me in suspense -cluck cluck baby -joe "chick" teti alright now, we got us a game to play

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這里一路冷嗎？掃帚隊在哪里？太忙著混合蠑螈的眼睛？嘿，我會給你我的美人，你知道卡西歐有集體行為準則嗎？拉爾夫說，看那匹蒼白的馬來了-拉爾夫真的很生氣。他用他的小腿來回搖擺，在空中搖動他的翅膀。真是一個表演家。應該有他自己的節目。拉爾夫雞綜藝小時。想想看

Is it cold all the way down here? Where is the broom squad? Too busy mixing eye of newt? Hey I'll get you my pretty, you know casio has a group code of conduct? Ralph says, behold the pale horse cometh - that Ralph really gets worked up. rocking back and forth on his little legs, shaking his wing in the air. Really a showman. Should have his own show. The Ralph Chicken variety hour. Think on it.

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拉爾夫說——懺悔吧，懺悔你們這些罪人——不要把虛假的上帝當作你的偶像——拉爾夫有點被精神吸引了——他現在在裁縫店，正在為一套衣服做衣服。他已經練習過跳洞了，他說這樣做是個愚蠢的主意。他說，基于他即將畢業的生存學校，他應該是生存專家嗎？午餐吃玉米有人嗎？沒有人喜歡一個壞的失敗者-不該來敲我的門。蠢貨

Ralph says-- repent, repent you sinners - take no false God as your idol - Ralph is kind of taken by the spirit it seems - he is at the tailors now, getting fitted for a suit. He is done practicing jumping in holes, he says it was a stupid idea to do that. He says based upon his graduating survival school, he should be a T.V. survivalist. He has a diploma, see? Corn for lunch anyone? No one likes a bad loser -should not have knocked on my door. Dopeycat.

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自從偉大的科迪·倫丁和邁克爾·霍克上尉把事情鬧上法庭后，他就不再試圖把自己描繪成一個生存主義者。“探索”號試圖把他描繪成一個生存主義者，以此作為辯護。蓋伊沒有學過什么生存經驗，也沒有基本訓練以外的軍事生涯。有一只小雞到處亂跑知識比這個小丑還要多

NOT a survivalist - is attempting to portray himself as one ever since the Great Cody Lundin and Captain Mykel Hawke brought matters into Courts. Discovery is trying to portray him as a survivalist as a defense. Guy has no schooling or experience in survival. No military SERE beyond basic training. There is a chicken running around with more knowledge than this clown of a guy.

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各位，我們有一個新的副業節目，以臭名昭著的杰伊·魯吉奧的瘋狂咆哮為特色！從紐約州北部的一家精神病院短期休假后獲釋。他和他的伙伴，Chicken Hawke上尉將上演他們的一場謊言、欺騙和普遍的精神錯亂。這是一場必看的演出，門票在門口是免費的

Step right folks, we have a new side show, featuring the Psychotic rants of the infamous Jay Ruggio! Released on a short term furlough from an Up state New York, New York mental Hospital. He and his sidekick, Captain Chicken Hawke will be preforming their one of a kind act of Lies and Deceit and general Insanity. It's a must see show and tickets are free at the door.

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是的，小雞喬先生-我們看到你了-你真的想重新體驗一下嗎？我們有時間。Chicken Joe鄉親-在荒野中找到步槍和子彈的生存專家-在清理完后被望遠鏡擊中。嘿，誰需要庇護所，水和火-我們只需要一個特寫鏡頭我開槍。看-50歲，我已經掌握了用一個手指扣動扳機的藝術-哇！受過良好教育的生活

Yes mr chicken joe- we see you --- do you really want to re live the experience? we have the time. Chicken Joe folks - survival expert who finds rifles and bullets in the wilderness - then gets hit by the scope after cleaning it backwards. Hey who needs shelter, water and fire - all we need is a close up of me firing a rifle. See- 50 years old and I have mastered the art of using one finger to pull a trigger - WOW! a well educated life.Bozo